Holiday Greetings!

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undercovergeek

#30
December 25, 2013, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 25, 2013, 05:49:54 PM
And so thy Hebrew people did feast on thy food of the orient, and it was good.
Thy holy eggrolls of Antioch were cooked in golden ointment, and it was good.
Thy tender wontons most lovingly prepared with scallions and pork, and it was good.
Thy fabled pepper steak of Bethlehem was basted is sauce most divine, and it was good.
And so after departing the manger the three wise men did order holy take out and so it continues today.
Amen

Why are you feasting on Chinese food?

LongBlade

#31
December 25, 2013, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 25, 2013, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 25, 2013, 05:49:54 PM
And so thy Hebrew people did feast on thy food of the orient, and it was good.
Thy holy eggrolls of Antioch were cooked in golden ointment, and it was good.
Thy tender wontons most lovingly prepared with scallions and pork, and it was good.
Thy fabled pepper steak of Bethlehem was basted is sauce most divine, and it was good.
And so after departing the manger the three wise men did order holy take out and so it continues today.
Amen

Why are you feasting on Chinese food?

Because the gentile shops are closed and they don't roll the halal direction.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#32
December 25, 2013, 06:13:36 PM
Were Star to have a craving for Baba Ganoush or Falafel... is Halal not Kosher?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#33
December 25, 2013, 06:16:13 PM

Does that mean star can't buy anything in the steam Christmas sale?

GDS_Starfury

#34
December 25, 2013, 08:14:50 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#35
December 25, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#36
December 26, 2013, 03:43:25 AM
An insult so terrible even the forum software has simply wiped it from its memory

Martok

#37
December 26, 2013, 04:25:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 24, 2013, 04:31:36 PM
QISmaS DatIvjaj 'ej DIS chu' DatIvjaj
Right back at ya, pal -- and to all my fellow Grogs.  8) 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 25, 2013, 08:14:50 PM

Pure awesome! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Shelldrake

#38
December 26, 2013, 11:48:26 AM
"Just because something is beyond your comprehension doesn't mean it is scientific."

Dean Edell

mirth

#39
December 26, 2013, 11:54:10 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#40
December 26, 2013, 08:24:28 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#41
December 26, 2013, 10:44:28 PM
this is titled Christmas at JH's.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#42
December 27, 2013, 07:00:19 AM
That reminds me, a bit, of a Beatles song.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#43
December 27, 2013, 09:31:34 AM
....is a warm gun........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#44
December 27, 2013, 07:03:38 PM
That's it, bob!  First thing that went through my head before I scrolled down and saw, 'accessorizing.'
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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