Does the 21st century begin in 2014?

Started by besilarius, January 01, 2014, 07:48:02 AM

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

Gotta take issue with this:

QuoteThink about it. The first decade of the 20th century was filled with hope and a kind of can-do optimism that was never seen again -- not after the horrific events of 1914 shattered any vision that a new and better age would arrive without pain. Yet until almost the start of World War I, 19th-century progress seemed unstoppable and ever-accelerating.

Our first decade was shattered in 2001 when some goofballs with box cutters evaded a bureaucratic obstacle forbidding the CIA and FBI from sharing information.

Since then the 4th amendment has been gutted and a small budget surplus has been traded for economic-killing deficits - no small amount of which is spent on further erosion of the 4th.

I could go on, but I'd have to move this to R&P.

No, I think this century started quite early.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

 ??? I posted a reply in this thread just a little while ago but now it does not show.  I saw it listed after hitting 'post'- what gives???
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

Your reply was not in line with the dialectic enough, Comrade.

Staggerwing

Haven't you got some cold beet soup to slurp up or something?  :D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

Bah! General Secretaries do not slurp anything except hot Ladies Of The Communist Party supermodels.  8)

With regards to the OP, bah as well. So what about 1714? 1614? Etcetera? I agree it's fun speculation but ultimately, meh. I'm not sure there were many centuries that could compare to the 20th as far as technology advancement, population growth, world conflict, and many other things are concerned.

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2014, 11:26:21 AM
??? I posted a reply in this thread just a little while ago but now it does not show.  I saw it listed after hitting 'post'- what gives???

Big Brother does not approve of your thinking.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Apparently not.  :-\

All I said was that I had read some of David Brin's SciFi, esp. his Uplift War series. Dangerous words, should they escape out into the wilds of the webbzinesses for all suggestible folk to read...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Dolan50

QuoteApparently not.  :-\

All I said was that I had read some of David Brin's SciFi, esp. his Uplift War series. Dangerous words, should they escape out into the wilds of the webbzinesses for all suggestible folk to read...

Keep this up and your looking for a banning and most likely moved to the top of the NSAs list of people of interest. :D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

BanzaiCat

We have spot on Communist team for KGB head, Comrade Staggerwing.

LongBlade

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 01, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
We have spot on Communist team for KGB head, Comrade Staggerwing.

Proof that the NSA was wise. Otherwise this kind of recruiting would be rampant.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 01, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
We have spot on Communist team for KGB head, Comrade Staggerwing.

Does the position come with the 1989 Oligarch Retirement Package?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2014, 09:28:02 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 01, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
We have spot on Communist team for KGB head, Comrade Staggerwing.

Does the position come with the 1989 Oligarch Retirement Package?

Yes. 9.22mm.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Actually, that's the new 'No Friend of Putin' Oligarch package. I would have to insist on the original retroactive full-value option.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

every era is interesting when you actually live in it.
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