Death By Snow! Jan 2014 Edition

Started by bayonetbrant, January 28, 2014, 11:17:45 PM

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GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Mr. Bigglesworth

It's all in the tires. Summer tires go hard in the cold, just spin. Winter tires stay pliable. They also have cuts in them that wick the water up as it melts under new pressure. Then it freezes locking a thin ribbon of ice to the tire. That is where the ice grip comes from. You are doomed in summer tires, the pressure makes a puddle underneath and you have the friction coefficient of wet ice.
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Staggerwing

All-weather tires might be a good place to start.
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W8taminute

When the plows haven't come out yet and there's snow on the road keep it under 30mph in the city and under 60mph on the highway.  Never make any sudden changes in direction or velocity and when you brake modulate your foot and apply pressure gradually.  Give yourself plenty of space to make changes in vehicle velocity and direction. 


I love the winter especially when it snows.  So has anyone done any doughnuts yet or gone car skating?
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airboy

Quote from: airboy on January 29, 2014, 11:04:56 AM
The University has (so far) cancelled 2 days of classes.  At most, there is some ice on the bridges.  Roads are clear and dry.  But nothing says "Panic!!" like snow in Alabama.

Having grown up with a lot of snow - it would be funny if it was not so sad.

Make it three days of class cancelled.

bayonetbrant

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endfire79

Looks like he's happy! :)

Hopefully it's not severe cold and not too many accidents.
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SirAndrewD

Three free days off work, I'm happy too!

Once I was done enduring the unpleasantness of leaving my vehicle in the snow, it wasn't so bad looking out the window, sipping tea and martinis and playing Rome 2 Patch 9 and X-Com Enemy Within.

I was finally able to get off my hill today and collect my car.  Bizarre out there, some parts of the city look normal, others look like a deleted scene out of The Walking Dead.  Good thing to see that despite their threats, the Cobb County PD didn't impound anyone's vehicle.  I don't think they would have the resources to do so even if they wanted to. 
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bob48

Its weird seeing you guys get all that snow. So far, although we have lots of rain, we have had a snow-free winter.
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GDS_Starfury

arent you chaps getting a shitload of flooding?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bob48

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 30, 2014, 06:46:34 PM
arent you chaps getting a shitload of flooding?

Dahn Sahf they are - but not up here in 't North.
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!