"Feeling Old" - 2014 edition

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bayonetbrant

#135
June 14, 2014, 06:20:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#136
June 15, 2014, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 13, 2014, 06:25:07 PM
The Right Stuff came out 31 years ago.

So did Return of the Jedi, The Meaning of Life, Strange Brew, Blue Thunder, and Yellowbeard.
FUUUUUU.......  :buck2: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Mr. Bigglesworth

#137
June 15, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I resent the implication I should have grown up by now, whatever that means.

SO how exactly do you brush teeth in a glass? How do you floss? Do you give the dog the water after? So many questions.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

undercovergeek

#138
June 15, 2014, 02:04:47 PM
Every age has its Oracle

we have Bob

for all your embarassing age questions see Bob, there isnt one he hasnt come across

bob48

#139
June 15, 2014, 05:18:47 PM
Nah, I'm 'Orrible, not oracle. :uglystupid2:
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#140
June 15, 2014, 05:49:01 PM
Orrible Bob......

Weren't you the guy next to Jesus on the cross?

Staggerwing

#141
June 15, 2014, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 15, 2014, 05:49:01 PM
Orrible Bob......

Weren't you the guy next to Jesus on the cross?

♬ "Look on the briiiiiight side of Liiiife...." ♬
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#142
June 16, 2014, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 15, 2014, 05:49:01 PM
Orrible Bob......

Weren't you the guy next to Jesus on the cross?

Nah, I didn't like the way things were going, so I decided not to hang about.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Gusington

#143
June 16, 2014, 02:00:15 PM
Oy vey
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

#144
June 16, 2014, 02:03:29 PM
oopsies.

Sorry about that. I usually stay away from politics and religion.

It was, as usual, Geek's fault. :tickedoff:
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Gusington

#145
June 16, 2014, 09:28:02 PM
As are most bad things.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#146
June 16, 2014, 11:12:02 PM
Windy has snap shots of the Big Bang.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#147
June 16, 2014, 11:18:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 16, 2014, 11:12:02 PM
Windy has snap shots of the Big Bang.

just one....

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

#148
June 17, 2014, 01:29:42 AM
Quote from: Gusington on June 16, 2014, 09:28:02 PM
As are most bad things.

oh i see - its all my fault now!

Gusington

#149
June 17, 2014, 06:41:56 AM
Yes! Clearly it's always been.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd
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