"Feeling Old" - 2014 edition

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Staggerwing

At least there is hope that Star Trek might be on the air soon. It's been waaay too long.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

Quote from: Martok on September 09, 2014, 03:06:54 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 08, 2014, 08:07:22 PM
First episode of Star Trek aired on this date 1966.
A friend texted me that yesterday.  I can't believe in another two years Trek is going to be 50.  :o

And I still won't be ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

Quote from: MetalDog on September 09, 2014, 11:10:11 PM
Quote from: Martok on September 09, 2014, 03:06:54 PM
A friend texted me that yesterday.  I can't believe in another two years Trek is going to be 50.  :o

And I still won't be ;)

BEN ROTHLESBURGER BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL OLD, YOU SEE

MetalDog

I think I still have you beat, too, B_C.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

Oh, there's several whippersnappers around here. :)

GDS_Starfury

Command Fetus!  front and center!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 10, 2014, 08:29:40 PM
Command Fetus!  front and center!
He's buried under schoolwork and probably won't be up for air til Friday evening at the soonest. 

As one of the few members here who's still under the age of 40, I suppose I qualify as being one of Banzai_Cat's "whippersnappers".  ::) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Gusington

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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

I hate to repeat an old adage, but you're as old as you feel. I feel nothing like my age of 45 says, nor do I look it thankfully. I get along really well with a lot of younger co-workers. One once asked me how old I was because he thought I acted like a 21-year-old would. He meant it as a compliment...I hope.

Gusington

I feel hungry. Does that make me more or less old?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

Less.

Because food is fuel. And if your body needs fuel it means it's still working. The hungrier you are, the younger you are. Technically.

Martok

Quote from: Gusington on September 11, 2014, 09:19:57 AM
I am now 40. Am I now old?
No.  You act your age no more than I do.  ;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

Quote from: Gusington on September 11, 2014, 09:19:57 AM
I am now 40. Am I now old?

Does your house have a/c? Do you never turn it on?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

Yes! I hate a/c...just like my grandfather before me.

Now that I have had lunch I am also farting a lot. Young or old?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd