"Feeling Old" - 2014 edition

Started by bayonetbrant, February 17, 2014, 06:37:03 AM

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BanzaiCat

Now you're just trolling, sir.

Though admittedly for me, when I changed my diet my farting stopped. I'm fart free now. If one does rear its ugly head, it doesn't stink, which is somewhat un-manly.

Gusington

No I really am farting. And btw farting is very healthy. I would actually be a bit concerned if I didn't fart.
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Staggerwing

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 11, 2014, 01:11:20 PM
Now you're just trolling, sir.

Though admittedly for me, when I changed my diet my farting stopped. I'm fart free now. If one does rear its ugly head, it doesn't stink, which is somewhat un-manly.

How did you mod your diet?
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BanzaiCat

The big thing was soda - stopped drinking it cold turkey.

Next I just ate pretty much the same thing each day - yogurt with granola in the morning, a 30g protein bar for lunch, a piece of fruit, then fish and a salad for dinner. That's my 'normal' diet though I've been having issues sticking to it but haven't gained any weight at least.

Staggerwing

Good to know. I have to get back on my diet because I've lost all the ground I'd gained over the spring.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

It's a matter of shifting outlook. I'm snacking more but not that much, so I'm stuck at around 260-265. If I snack I end up eating very little for dinner so that's helping balance things out. I've not been to the gym in over a week now and that's really my biggest hangup now. If I can stick to the diet and exercise, the weight will come off.

I take consolation in that I'm 40-45 pounds less than I was at the beginning of the year, but I still have about that much I can lose.

LongBlade

Quote from: Gusington on September 11, 2014, 12:36:17 PM
Yes! I hate a/c...just like my grandfather before me.

Now that I have had lunch I am also farting a lot. Young or old?

Old. Because you hate AC like your grandfather.

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Martok

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

Same week I started University.......  :P

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

'83-84 was my first year of high school.

Gusington

I was 10! I loved Wheeljack. He was my first Transformer.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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