Why did the Polish man ask the genie for the Chinese Army to invade Poland?

Started by DicedT, February 28, 2014, 08:54:30 PM

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GDS_Starfury

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February 28, 2014, 09:45:18 PM
Ha!
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Staggerwing

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February 28, 2014, 11:23:55 PM
Reminds me about something about business before pleasure?
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Martok

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March 01, 2014, 01:52:14 PM
Ha, great joke Michael!  Hadn't heard that one before. 




Quote from: Staggerwing on February 28, 2014, 11:23:55 PM
Reminds me about something about business before pleasure?
Heh.  Yeah that one's great too.  :D 

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Greybriar

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March 01, 2014, 02:22:50 PM
Quote from: DicedT on February 28, 2014, 08:54:30 PM
My favorite political joke: https://medium.com/war-is-boring/ad07fee2f49e

Michael

I've been reading about the history of Poland and I loved the punch line of your joke!
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