Joke

[JudgeDredd]

Sorry if you've heard this one, but I heard this the other day and it made me chuckle (sorry for any bankers out there)

A politician, a banker and a pleb are at a function. There's a packet of ten biscuits on the table. The banker picks up 9 of the biscuits, puts them in his pocket, nudges the politician and says "That pleb is trying to steal your biscuit"

[undercovergeek]

Sorry if you've heard this one, but I heard this the other day and it made me chuckle (sorry for any bankers out there)

A politician, a banker and a pleb are at a function. There's a packet of ten biscuits on the table. The banker picks up 9 of the biscuits, puts them in his pocket, nudges the politician and says "That pleb is trying to steal your biscuit"

someone has that as a sig line round here

[JudgeDredd]

Bugger - maybe that's where I saw it! lmao - my memory is TOTALLY blown!

[bob48]

...would be even funnier if was YOUR sig line, JD  ;)

[JudgeDredd]

lol

[undercovergeek]

old age JD!!

and bobs an expert

[bob48]

Ex as in 'has-been' and spert being a drip under pressure..........

[Staggerwing]

Dolan50 has it in his sig. Note to non-'English' speakers: across The Pond a 'biscuit' is a cookie.  ;)

[undercovergeek]

Dolan50 has it in his sig. Note to non-'English' speakers: across The Pond a 'biscuit' is a cookie.  ;)

note back - so whats a biscuit over there?

[Staggerwing]

This is an American biscuit. It is a soft non-yeast bread item used as a side to meals:



One proper use for them is the Breakfast Sandwich:



In BayonetBrantland they are made by hand and covered in gravy:

[TheCommandTent]

mmmmm biscuits and gravy ...... 8)

[bayonetbrant]

In BayonetBrantland they are made by hand and covered in gravy:

And I can't stand them that way - total waste of a biscuit.

[JudgeDredd]

When was gravy white with brown bits?

This is gravy

[bayonetbrant]

When was gravy white with brown bits?

Oh, you have a lot to learn.

[undercovergeek]

that my good man is a scone


and that aint gravy!!