Goat Simulator

[JasonPratt]

Bear Simulator == {BLEEP} YOU BUTTERFLY! -- squeeeel like a pig -- heh, walking around like this is sort of like being in Bigfoot mode, come to think of it this might make a better Bigfoot simulatOHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!

...Kickstarter approved.

[mirth]

My cat mojo mentioned this one. Word on the street is it is going to suck.

Your cat mojo is a pussy.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Well this looks epically stupid.  Ordering now.

[SgtRock]

Well this looks epically stupid.  Ordering now.

You know, I really thought this was some sort of April 1st joke, guess not!  ;D

[steve58]

Goats, bears...and now you can be a pussy cat.  While we are certainly attached to our 3 rats cats, I don't wanna git in a litter box  :-\

https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.net/projects/929900/video-365718-h264_high.mp4

...though I gotta say, the graphics do look pretty good.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/849914695/cat-simulator

[Jarhead0331]

Goats, bears...and now you can be a pussy cat.  While we are certainly attached to our 3 rats cats, I don't wanna git in a litter box  :-\

https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.net/projects/929900/video-365718-h264_high.mp4

...though I gotta say, the graphics do look pretty good.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/849914695/cat-simulator

How many Cat Sim posts do we need? Although, Mojo will be pleased.

http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=9623.msg245119#msg245119

[steve58]

[jomni]

40% off.  Come on, it's just $5.99.  Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42

[Grim.Reaper]

40% off.  Come on, it's just $5.99.  Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42

I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)

[Con]

40% off.  Come on, it's just $5.99.  Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42

The Afghani goatf----r DLC is extra though

Con

[Jarhead0331]

40% off.  Come on, it's just $5.99.  Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42

I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)

+1. What is wrong with you people?

[SirAndrewD]

There are games, movies, books, and then there are transcendent experiences that surpass the sublime. 

Sometimes media surpasses its genre entirely, and ascends to the level of art.

The works of Shakespeare, the films of Kubrick, many of the seminal early games of visionaries like Meier, Spector, Molineux.  All these greats have found ways to transcend that boundary and create something truly great. 

Goat Simulator is not one of these experiences.  It's five minutes worth of vaguely entertaining junk that is best experienced when completely drunk off your arse or otherwise chemically enhanced. 

In other words, buy Goat Simulator.

[Jarhead0331]

There are games, movies, books, and then there are transcendent experiences that surpass the sublime. 

Sometimes media surpasses its genre entirely, and ascends to the level of art.

The works of Shakespeare, the films of Kubrick, many of the seminal early games of visionaries like Meier, Spector, Molineux.  All these greats have found ways to transcend that boundary and create something truly great. 

Goat Simulator is not one of these experiences.  It's five minutes worth of vaguely entertaining junk that is best experienced when completely drunk off your arse or otherwise chemically enhanced. 

In other words, buy Goat Simulator.

Might be one of the greatest posts of all time.

[Gusington]

This is the most interesting thread in the world. And that's not just the beer talking.

[SirAndrewD]

Might be one of the greatest posts of all time.

Amazing what Friday nights, bad games and cheap gin will do for one's posting prowess.