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Goat Simulator

Started by SgtRock, March 24, 2014, 08:36:07 AM

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Sir Slash

I hear you definitely want to avoid the "Drunk, Lonely Goat-Farmer" NPC in the game. At least keep him in front of you if you know what I mean. Otherwise the game's not that baaaaadd. Oh. Sorry. That's the Sheep Simulator.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MikeGER

the Outlast in Arabia DLC  (xrated) will be disturbing  ;D
(especially with the donkey full conversion mod from the local fans overthere) 

Gusington

The harsh light of morning has made this thread appear to be what it truly is.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Hey. It ain't easy being Goat.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Huw the Poo

Someone in another thread mentioned playing it with their kid, so I bought it and my daughter loves playing it with me.  I've rarely seen her laugh so hard!

True, it's a one-joke game and won't last forever...but it's a particularly good joke. :)

Nefaro

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 11, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Grim.Reaper on July 11, 2014, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: jomni on July 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
40% off.  Come on, it's just $5.99.  Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42

I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)

+1. What is wrong with you people?

+2.

Barbarians!

SgtRock

All I can say is, I just hope who ever bought this is one some sort of watch list :D

SirAndrewD

Quote from: SgtRock on July 13, 2014, 09:20:52 AM
All I can say is, I just hope who ever bought this is one some sort of watch list :D

I can pretty well guarantee you that I am.    O:-)
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

GDS_Starfury

I can assure you we all are.  :crazy2:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Nefaro


jomni


Steelgrave

I set my wife up with a Steam account so she could play Plants vs. Zombies on her big monitor. Yesterday she sits down and there is a Steam popup showing....Goat Simulator. She had ALLLL kinds of questions for me, such as "is this a real game or did I download a virus" and "why would anyone buy that"?

Truth is, I'm not sure I know the answers myself   ;)

BanzaiCat

No way, no how...not even if Steam paid ME $59.99 to download this steaming pile of Furry wet-dream crapola.

LongBlade

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 26, 2014, 08:36:46 AM
No way, no how...not even if Steam paid ME $59.99 to download this steaming pile of Furry wet-dream crapola.

Wow. That's a lot of anger bottled up inside.

Sounds like you need a goat.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JudgeDredd

I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people