Facebook acquires Oculus VR

Started by skeptical.platypus, March 25, 2014, 08:28:27 PM

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skeptical.platypus

I have no desire to join Facebook.

I am surprised to learn that I may have the option soon to have no desire to put Facebook on my head.

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TheCommandTent

Quote from: skeptical.platypus on March 25, 2014, 08:28:27 PM
I have no desire to join Facebook.

I am surprised to learn that I may have the option soon to have no desire to put Facebook on my head.

You have a link for this?
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Staggerwing

http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-to-buy-oculus-rift-for-2-billion-2014-3

No doubt millions of folks are awaiting the reboot of Farmville into 3D. Also, when you 'like' someone's post you'll be able to show their Avatar how, uh, 'enthusiastic' you are about what they had to say.

Maybe they'll turn the 'don't like' option into a virtual sucker punch.
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TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Gusington

Saw this news yesterday...2b dollah for Oculus, not a bad day at the office for those guys.
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MikeGER

Oh Shit !  >:(
This means you will HAVE TO have a VERIFIED REAL NAME facebook-account to even fire up your VR (some kind of register of drivers stuff) ...and they will hardwire-code a way to beam unblockable personalized adds as a poop-up as overlay directly over your VR-game or other VR environments.
Also all shit you ever do with your VR-gear will get logged in detail and analyzed for even more annoying adds ...and those who actually enjoy Facebook get spamed with endless 'notifciation' of what their so called 'friends' are  currently doing with their shiny VR gear... until they have bought one too.    ::)


Grimnirsson

Good to know Sony has a VR project too...without Fb :)


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skeptical.platypus

I'd totally consider wearing a PS4 on my head. Totally.
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Staggerwing

Maybe it could be bolted onto a pickelhaub. Then one could be both a Steampunk and a Cyberpunk.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MikeGER

Quote from: Staggerwing on March 28, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
Maybe it could be bolted onto a pickelhaub. Then one could be both a Steampunk and a Cyberpunk.

or they may chose a design Daft Punk style  ;)  ...for the youth 



and here a nice future Google Glass plug-in cover

maybe it will be sold as Google GlaSS then   ;)

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seriously.....

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