The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Windigo

#750
March 30, 2017, 09:44:16 AM
Quote from: Gusington on March 30, 2017, 09:43:16 AM
He was quite grim yesterday. I am a little concerned.

He should go watch shopping...   ::)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#751
March 30, 2017, 09:46:55 AM
Even that didn't appear to help.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#752
March 30, 2017, 10:44:11 AM
Major life choice decision points are never a good time. You never have enough information to make decisions you're comfortable with.
Worse are the points where you felt you have enough accurate information to make a good decision, but in retrospect you realize it was your dick doing most of the thinking.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#753
March 30, 2017, 05:15:03 PM
Did somebody call me?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#754
March 30, 2017, 05:17:48 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 30, 2017, 05:15:03 PM
Did somebody call me?

On your phone? 1996.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#755
March 30, 2017, 05:19:55 PM
Hey.  That Motorola has served me quite well since ~ 2012.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#756
March 30, 2017, 05:21:49 PM
You're so hip and modern!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#757
March 30, 2017, 05:40:48 PM
I know what's crack-a-lackin'!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#758
March 30, 2017, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 30, 2017, 05:40:48 PM
I know what's crack-a-lackin'!

I try to help and then you post shit like this...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#759
March 30, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Now we're supposed get 10-15 cm (4-6 in) of snow starting late night and all day tomorrow.....  >:(

MetalDog

#760
March 30, 2017, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 30, 2017, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 30, 2017, 05:40:48 PM
I know what's crack-a-lackin'!

I try to help and then you post shit like this...

Are you saying that I lack crack-a-lackin' credibility?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Gusington

#761
March 30, 2017, 06:46:12 PM
I'm supposed to be thinking with something other than my schlong?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#762
March 30, 2017, 07:01:21 PM
Keep reaching for the Stars
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#763
March 30, 2017, 07:03:02 PM
I will NOT think with Star's schlong. Barely enough for just him.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#764
March 30, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 30, 2017, 07:03:02 PM
I will NOT think with Star's schlong. Barely enough for just him.

Fight the power!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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