Big Trouble in Little China remale

Started by Centurion40, June 02, 2015, 07:37:00 AM

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Centurion40

When they remake Repo Man, it will be a sign of the apocalypse.
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Centurion40

Quote from: Capn Darwin on June 03, 2015, 08:15:49 AM
I'll trump you '40, "Howard the Duck". That would be a sure sign.

If you are right, then we are closer to the End than we know!

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Sir Slash

My wife and I walked out of Evita even though I only paid 99 cents to see it. That movie should be used to interrogate terrorists at Gitmo.
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Centurion40

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Centurion40

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 03, 2015, 08:58:07 AM
My wife and I walked out of Evita even though I only paid 99 cents to see it. That movie should be used to interrogate terrorists at Gitmo.

I can't prove that it isn't!!  8)
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BanzaiCat

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 03, 2015, 08:58:07 AM
My wife and I walked out of Evita even though I only paid 99 cents to see it. That movie should be used to interrogate terrorists at Gitmo.

I'll call you on Evita and raise you Dick Tracy. That was one of two films I ever walked out of.

The only other one I walked out of was South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Though I walked out more because I was exhausted and didn't pay for it in the first place so sleep trumped entertainment.

Sir Slash

Evita was so bad that even Antonio Banderas walked out of it. And he was in it. :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Centurion40

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 03, 2015, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on June 03, 2015, 08:58:07 AM
My wife and I walked out of Evita even though I only paid 99 cents to see it. That movie should be used to interrogate terrorists at Gitmo.

I'll call you on Evita and raise you Dick Tracy. That was one of two films I ever walked out of.

The only other one I walked out of was South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Though I walked out more because I was exhausted and didn't pay for it in the first place so sleep trumped entertainment.

Yeah, Dick Tracy.  That's back when radio watches were pure science fiction.
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JasonPratt

Speaking as someone who actually likes the Dick Tracy movie, even I don't like the Dick Tracy movie.  :P

Also, I would like to thank everyone who noticed the actual thread title and didn't make jokes about how to "re-male" BTiLC. ;)
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JasonPratt

C40, I thought the effects were (mostly) pretty terrible even back when it was first released (or first on video, I didn't catch it in theaters).

But yeah, a lot better could be done along that line. I just don't know how to remake it effectively without simply making it a shot for shot homage. Too much of the film is iconically great as it is, fx aside.
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