As I approach post #1000

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GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.

23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???

have you met Gus, Mirth and Martok?  or as I like to call them, my three stooges of sin.

If they've each got 23,000 posts, I'm not sure that I want to....
Clip your freaking corners!
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Staggerwing

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:59:03 AM

Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.

Like THIS......?


Woah!

Is that a map of Stalingrad?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GJK

Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
Welcome to that time sink called, Grogheads.  Here you will be able to realize your full potential for getting along with people with similar likes and tastes in many areas of your life.  Soon, you will find yourself thinking of Grogheads even when you are doing normal, every day activities offline.  If left untreated, you will become unable to function unless connected to Grogheads through one of the various devices you can use to access this site.  You may go now, but, be assured that you WILL be back.

I'll be back?  Who the hell said that I was leaving?   >:( >:( >:(

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.

Staggerwing is correct.

You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE!  Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass.  And then....then...I WILL be back.  You bet I'll be BACK.  I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!!  And then I'm going to play some Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think.  And to each of you:  >:( >:( >:(
Clip your freaking corners!
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

bayonetbrant

The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups.  That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game.  Longblade promised to look into it...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

Been a good few years since I played ASL, and SL before that, but I do remember investing a lot of time playing some pretty big scenario's, especially Eastern Front ones. Happy days.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GJK

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:59:03 AM

Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.

Like THIS......?


Woah!

Is that a map of Stalingrad?

<head slap>.  Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades.  You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up.  Oh, and  >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
Clip your freaking corners!
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Blood Bowl on VASSAL - Ask me about it! http://garykrockover.com/BB/
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

bob48

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups.  That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game.  Longblade promised to look into it...

Ha! So its a case of 'Finish the damn game or you don't get yer cheese back' is it?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
Welcome to that time sink called, Grogheads.  Here you will be able to realize your full potential for getting along with people with similar likes and tastes in many areas of your life.  Soon, you will find yourself thinking of Grogheads even when you are doing normal, every day activities offline.  If left untreated, you will become unable to function unless connected to Grogheads through one of the various devices you can use to access this site.  You may go now, but, be assured that you WILL be back.

I'll be back?  Who the hell said that I was leaving?   >:( >:( >:(

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.

Staggerwing is correct.

You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE!  Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass.  And then....then...I WILL be back.  You bet I'll be BACK.  I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!!  And then I'm going to play some Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think.  And to each of you:  >:( >:( >:(

And the above will be enshrined as post number 1,000 for you GJK!  Congratulations and welcome to your assimilation!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>.  Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades.  You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up.  Oh, and  >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!

sorry, back then I was learning the multiple functions of the clitoris.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GJK

Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:16:56 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
Welcome to that time sink called, Grogheads.  Here you will be able to realize your full potential for getting along with people with similar likes and tastes in many areas of your life.  Soon, you will find yourself thinking of Grogheads even when you are doing normal, every day activities offline.  If left untreated, you will become unable to function unless connected to Grogheads through one of the various devices you can use to access this site.  You may go now, but, be assured that you WILL be back.

I'll be back?  Who the hell said that I was leaving?   >:( >:( >:(

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.

Staggerwing is correct.

You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE!  Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass.  And then....then...I WILL be back.  You bet I'll be BACK.  I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!!  And then I'm going to play some Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think.  And to each of you:  >:( >:( >:(

And the above will be enshrined as post number 1,000 for you GJK!  Congratulations and welcome to your assimilation!!!

That's how the hell you run up your post count to hit milestones I tell ya!
Clip your freaking corners!
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

bob48

Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 11:17:38 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>.  Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades.  You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up.  Oh, and  >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!

sorry, back then I was learning the multiple functions of the clitoris.

But now you'd rather massage your trackball while playing little space games, wouldn't you???   >:( :o
Clip your freaking corners!
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Blood Bowl on VASSAL - Ask me about it! http://garykrockover.com/BB/
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

Staggerwing

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups.  That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game.  Longblade promised to look into it...

We'll just pretend you are keeping our cheeses safe during this long and drawn-out time of global intrigue. Kind of like a Zurich vault-turned cheese cellar.

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM

<head slap>.  Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades.  You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up.  Oh, and  >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!

Everyone except me it seems.  :-[

I'll just sit over here in the corner with a roadwork cone on my head...  :(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GJK

Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?

Oh just go play your turn of Twilight Struggle for your team Bob, you're holding everybody else up there!
Clip your freaking corners!
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-Dean Vernon Wormer

GJK

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 11:20:06 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups.  That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game.  Longblade promised to look into it...

We'll just pretend you are keeping our cheeses safe during this long and drawn-out time of global intrigue. Kind of like a Zurich vault-turned cheese cellar.

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM

<head slap>.  Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades.  You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up.  Oh, and  >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!

Everyone except me it seems.  :-[

I'll just sit over here in the corner with a roadwork cone on my head...  :(

And since you're on Bob's team in Twilight Struggle, both of you geeks need to be over there figuring out how the hell to stop the hordes of Commie's instead of wasting your time in this silly little thread!
Clip your freaking corners!
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer