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BanzaiCat

#285
March 17, 2015, 02:51:01 PM
We better pud a stop to these puns, otherwise we're not going to be able to look him in the eye.

bayonetbrant

#286
March 17, 2015, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PMI will hug him and we will drink

spud-buddies 'til the end, eh?
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JasonPratt

#287
March 17, 2015, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink vodka

Fixed that for topicality.   O:-)
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MetalDog

#288
March 17, 2015, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink


FINALLY!  Someone understands me!!
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

#289
March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon

Staggerwing

#290
March 17, 2015, 08:49:19 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink

Damn but that got a scare-the-cat-under-the-couch laugh from me!
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mirth

#291
March 17, 2015, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink

Still a better outcome than what Star would do to our corpses.
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LongBlade

#292
March 17, 2015, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon

I have one but I'd have to be pretty toasted to share it. Sorry if that takes some cheers from your celebration but you'll thank me and salut me in the morning.
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Martok

#293
March 18, 2015, 05:35:59 AM
Just me, my whiffle-bat, and a long, bloody tale of revenge... 
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JasonPratt

#294
March 18, 2015, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon









uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...

Close enough
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

LongBlade

#295
March 18, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 18, 2015, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon









uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...

Close enough

Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#296
March 18, 2015, 04:49:28 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 18, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.

GDS_Starfury

#297
March 27, 2015, 05:00:24 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#298
March 27, 2015, 05:15:05 PM
See, now that one is all right.  It has the right amount of smartassery involved to be funny.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#299
March 27, 2015, 05:24:02 PM
so your baseline consists of dick humor?

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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