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Title: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: The Puss on February 05, 2013, 04:53:54 PM
Saying nothing, just waiting on Star turning up.
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Iran has unveiled a new home-made combat aircraft, which officials say can evade radar.

The single-seat Qaher F313 (Dominant F313) is the latest design produced by Iran's military since it launched the Azarakhsh (Lightning), in 2007.

President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had "almost all the positive features" of the world's most sophisticated jets.

He said the "development of the Iranian nation's military power is... for deterrence and defensive purposes".
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In an unveiling ceremony inside a Tehran hangar broadcast on State TV on Saturday, Mr Ahmadinejad said he ranked the aircraft as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world".

Pictures of the jet were released by state television, showing a steely grey jet that Iran's Defence Minister Ahmad Vahidi said was built with "advanced materials" and had a very low radar signature.

The ceremony was timed to coincide with the 34th anniversary of the 1979 revolution, which replaced the US-backed shah with an Islamic regime.

Iran this week claimed to have successfully sent a monkey into space in a Pishgam rocket, which reached an altitude of some 120km (75 miles) for a sub-orbital flight.

Western nations responded by expressing concern that Iran's space programme was being used to develop long-range missiles that could potentially be used to carry nuclear warheads.

Iran denies it is seeking to develop nuclear weapons and insists its nuclear programme is solely for peaceful purposes.

Cyrus Amini
BBC Persian

The Qaher F313 looks like a cheap copy of the American F22 and its capabilities are unknown. State TV did not even show its take-off or landing. Iran is in dire need of planes to boost its ageing fleet. The 1980-1988 Iraq-Iran war left a big dent in Iran's air force arsenal of US-supplied planes.

Damaged ones were used for spare parts and some of them (mostly Northrop F-5s) were turned into a new generation of planes like the Azarakhsh. Their capabilities are also unknown as they have not seen any real action.

Iran has been under tight sanctions since its war with Iraq and has not been allowed to obtain new hardware or spare parts for its old fleet. Buying Russian or Chinese jet fighters is not a ready option for Iran due to new sanctions imposed over its controversial nuclear programme.

So the big challenge for Iranian military planners remains - having an air force that it can maintain and support locally, as buying parts on black market has been very costly.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 05, 2013, 05:50:10 PM
I saw that the other day.

Funny thing is, at least the display they were showing had a canopy that was so distorted that it had to be a mockup. I suspect that, like pretty much every new Iranian technology development, this one is fake.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: mirth on February 05, 2013, 06:19:19 PM
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geek.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Firanjet1-580x386.jpg&hash=f380959ef6d62deab08bc9ce0b00b7ca279979bf) (http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iranjet1-580x386.jpg)

Don't worry, Clint Eastwood is already on his way to steal it.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Capn Darwin on February 05, 2013, 06:54:12 PM
Why. It's a crappy model.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 07:07:04 PM
I built mine years ago

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Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 07:08:17 PM
Im guessing its based on an F-5.  it doesnt have a HUD and those wings look a bit chunky.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Staggerwing on February 05, 2013, 07:36:32 PM
I dunno... there seem too many 'versions' of this thing around the internet. The one on the display almost looks like a 3/4 mockup based on the size of the cockpit as compared to other images on the net. Perhaps the Iranians watched the movie 'Stealth' a few too many times and were so distracted by Jessica Beals that they forgot that it was all done with CGI. (The aircraft that is, not Jessica... ;))
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: TheCommandTent on February 05, 2013, 07:42:17 PM
I'm sure our flyboys would be more than willing to help them test their new jets.  Send them up and see if they can out run us and not get shot down  ::)
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 05, 2013, 07:54:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 07:08:17 PM
Im guessing its based on an F-5.  it doesnt have a HUD and those wings look a bit chunky.

I know they've got some really old US airframes from the late 70's. Not sure what kind of Warsaw Pact tech they've tried to purchase since them.

Look how crappy that canopy looks. *I* could have cast a better looking plastic mold and I've never even tried to do it before. Even the fuselage looks like total crap. This is clearly a fake.

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Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 05, 2013, 08:13:56 PM
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/02/iran-new-stealth-fighter-jet-fake/61781/

QuoteThat seat is tiny. As The Aviationist's David Cenciotti points out, the "cockpit seems to be too small, to such an extent a normal pilot doesn't properly fit in the ejection seat. Have you ever seen a pilot with his knees above the side borders of the cockpit and his helmet well beyond the ejection seat's head pad?" Granted, our knowledge of fighter-plane ejection primarily comes from scenes out of Top Gun, but Cenciotti's point makes sense. The only possible explanation for this could be if Iran was raising an army of smaller than average fighter-jet pilots, but that's as ridiculous as this plane actually working.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: mirth on February 05, 2013, 08:17:08 PM
It looks like it's made with duct tape. Is duct tape stealthy?
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Staggerwing on February 05, 2013, 08:20:12 PM
Is that the back of a Realistic 8 track player I see in last pic above? Oh the memories...
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Staggerwing on February 05, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 05, 2013, 08:17:08 PM
It looks like it's made with duct tape. Is duct tape stealthy?

Depends on how kinky things get. Especially if the tape-ee is a moaner...
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 05, 2013, 08:54:56 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 05, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 05, 2013, 08:17:08 PM
It looks like it's made with duct tape. Is duct tape stealthy?

Depends on how kinky things get. Especially if the tape-ee is a moaner...

Agreed. Remember the psychopath's motto? "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1081.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj349%2Flongblade%2FSmilies%2Faxechaser.gif&hash=d1c8545ea5d490c2d343b0465479110ab8609193)
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 08:56:03 PM
there are also no cockpit latches on the underside of the canopy.
maybe its for their space monkeys.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 05, 2013, 08:58:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 08:56:03 PM
there are also no cockpit latches on the underside of the canopy.
maybe its for their space monkeys.

I keep hoping they send Akmedgaveagoatablowjob up into space and it just keeps going.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on February 06, 2013, 01:02:16 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 05, 2013, 08:20:12 PM
Is that the back of a Realistic 8 track player I see in last pic above? Oh the memories...

5 and a quarter floppy drive. Their radar is an advanced Pong.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 04:47:21 AM

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does anyone else find it odd that the stencils are all in english?
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: bob48 on February 06, 2013, 05:41:31 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 05, 2013, 08:17:08 PM
It looks like it's made with duct tape. Is duct tape stealthy?

Only if you use plenty of it  ;)
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Staggerwing on February 06, 2013, 06:33:27 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 04:47:21 AM


does anyone else find it odd that the stencils are all in english?

Since all of the other fighters the Iranians fly are US-built perhaps they think the signs are magical charms of airworthiness.

Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: pawelj on February 06, 2013, 08:24:47 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 04:47:21 AM

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does anyone else find it odd that the stencils are all in english?
Was about to comment on that. I guess they have no issue with satans' language.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: MIGMaster on February 06, 2013, 10:45:41 AM
I've heard rumours it is a highly modded-up Cessna  ;)
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 10:59:04 AM
Why would they even bother to produce and display such an obviously fake aircraft? 
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: mirth on February 06, 2013, 11:06:01 AM
Isn't English commonly used in aviation, even military aviation? I'm surprised that Iran still uses it, but it's probably a legacy from when the US trained and supplied them.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: eyebiter on February 06, 2013, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 10:59:04 AM
Why would they even bother to produce and display such an obviously fake aircraft?

The stealth fighter reveal was propaganda for domestic Iranian consumption.  It was broadcast live on their state television. 

Keep in mind the Iranian Presidential election is scheduled for 14 June 2013.   Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can't run for a third term.

Who else is in the picture?  A possible successor?





Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:04:51 PM
from what Ive read it might be a 3/4 scale UAV for flight testing.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 06, 2013, 01:15:13 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:04:51 PM
from what Ive read it might be a 3/4 scale UAV for flight testing.

Then why the canopy?
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:19:02 PM
because its a test bed for a full size plane.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 01:19:10 PM
I can't believe the shoddy sheet metal work around the cockpit where the canopy connects to fuselage.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:20:12 PM
Im guessing thats actualloy fiberglass.  when you look at the top down view of the cockpit thats what the inside looks like.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: LongBlade on February 06, 2013, 01:20:53 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 01:19:10 PM
I can't believe the shoddy sheet metal work around the cockpit where the canopy connects to fuselage.

Are we sure it's even metal? I figured it was a crappy plastic mold.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:22:09 PM
look at how the interior wall is done.

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Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 01:28:30 PM
Makes sense.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
Perhaps next they'll make some stealth shoes!

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/world/meast/egypt-ahmadinejad-shoe-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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Cairo (CNN) -- During a historic trip to Egypt, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was greeted by a group of men who hurled shoes at him -- a major insult in the Muslim world.

A video posted by the Anadolu news agency shows a smiling Ahmadinejad shaking hands with a crowd of supporters in Cairo late Tuesday when at least one man threw a shoe toward him. Other men also threw shoes at Ahmadinejad, the Egyptian public prosecutor's office said.

"You killed our brothers!" one of the assailants shouted, according to Anadolu. The agency said the man's shoe struck a security guard.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Ashcloud on February 06, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 04:47:21 AM

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does anyone else find it odd that the stencils are all in english?

and the build quality looks like a prop
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on February 06, 2013, 02:31:52 PM
Even the most basic fibreglass fishing boat would have smooth lines. That thing is crap.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Ashcloud on February 06, 2013, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on February 06, 2013, 02:31:52 PM
Even the most basic fibreglass fishing boat would have smooth lines. That thing is crap.

really badly done, these guys need to hire some good model makers
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 02:35:08 PM
good!  then the embargo is working at some level.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 06, 2013, 06:56:20 PM
No!  How can we bomb them if the embargo is working?  It can't be working.  Bombing is better.
Anyway is all this show and tell for domestic consumption like the Norks?  It is not like they are fooling people.
Are they like some people we know who will believe it just because they want it to be true?
It is my opinion that most people who live south of.... say 50N are crazy but they know some basic things
about technology like cars and airplanes in a basic sense.  You can figure the Norks because they do not
get around much but these folks have cell fones and  CD's and computers.  They believe all kinds of crazy
sh*t and think emotional decorum is for dead people but I can't see the government really thinking
anybody buys this stuff as presented.  There are quite a few well educated Iranians and they aren't all
driving cabs in the US.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
but the well educated ones dont seem to be running the government.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 06, 2013, 08:48:22 PM
Yeah I know but they are going to a lot of trouble to look stupid.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 08:50:30 PM
stupid to whom?
the whole thing was for internal pr not international recognition.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 06, 2013, 11:53:58 PM
There is some kind of disconnect somewhere.  I guess some people just believe in their own delusion.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: pawelj on February 07, 2013, 09:16:19 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 01:22:09 PM
look at how the interior wall is done.

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At least it's got a radio/cassette player installed.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 07, 2013, 09:17:46 AM
Good eye!
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 07, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
That is one hi-tech looking cockpit.  I am surprised it doesn't have an 8 Track with Radio Shack speakers.
Even that casette player was stolen out of somebody's car a long time ago.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2013, 11:19:49 AM
Quote from: pawelj on February 07, 2013, 09:16:19 AMAt least it's got a radio/cassette player installed.

totally made me think of Iron Eagle
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Con on February 07, 2013, 02:33:01 PM
There is a major design flaw here!

Where is the rear view mirror so that you can dangle all the crap Persian drivers insist on bedazzling their car with

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Con
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 07, 2013, 02:37:04 PM
That stuff is just there in order to make it harder for bandits to shoot him.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 07, 2013, 03:50:17 PM
They usually have CD's of Persian music dangling off the rear view mirror.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 08, 2013, 09:59:59 AM
I like Persians (immigrants), they are nice, welcoming people.  Unless all of the nice ones escaped, it gives me a modicum of hope for the future of Iran.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 08, 2013, 10:30:02 AM
North America is a land of immigrants.  The last guy in always tries to shut the door on the guy behind him.
If the Native North Americans had Homeland Security things would have been different..ever since we crashed
their party we have been trying to keep "foreigners" out.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 08, 2013, 10:33:30 AM
yeah... because wave after wave of different nationalities is proof that we try to keep foreigners out. 
the Italians
the Irish
the Spanish
the Germans
all those religions
yup Canadan.... we sure are keeping them out.  hell we're even giving them health care and drivers licenses now in an effort to scare them  ::)
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: MikeGER on February 08, 2013, 11:04:19 AM
Quote from: Longdan on February 08, 2013, 10:30:02 AM
If the Native North Americans had Homeland Security things would have been different..

oh, they had wigwam security!  but to many chiefs and not enuf Idians  ...lol  ;)

btw.
Oh, LongDanny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling  ;D
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide  ;D

please stop the 'soft trolling' on any halfway fun to disccuss  thread ::)  ...this is not WG

Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Centurion40 on February 08, 2013, 01:24:13 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 08, 2013, 10:33:30 AM
yeah... because wave after wave of different nationalities is proof that we try to keep foreigners out. 
the Italians
the Irish
the Spanish
the Germans
all those religions
yup Canadan.... we sure are keeping them out.  hell we're even giving them health care and drivers licenses now in an effort to scare them  ::)

I was once shocked to read that the #1 "ethnic" minority in Massachusetts is Canadians.  Probably explains a lot about the politics of Massachusetts.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Con on February 08, 2013, 01:47:44 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 08, 2013, 01:24:13 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 08, 2013, 10:33:30 AM
yeah... because wave after wave of different nationalities is proof that we try to keep foreigners out. 
the Italians
the Irish
the Spanish
the Germans
all those religions
yup Canadan.... we sure are keeping them out.  hell we're even giving them health care and drivers licenses now in an effort to scare them  ::)


I was once shocked to read that the #1 "ethnic" minority in Massachusetts is Canadians.  Probably explains a lot about the politics of Massachusetts.

I've lived in Boston for 10 years and could count the number of Canadians I have met here on one hand.

We have a good diversity of ethnic groups but if there is any one that stands out it is the Irish.  You cant throw a rock without hitting an Irish bar in Boston.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Massachusetts

On the other-hand I have met an astounding number of Eastern European Women in Montreal :>

Conrad
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 08, 2013, 01:56:03 PM
Quote from: MikeGER on February 08, 2013, 11:04:19 AM

btw.
Oh, LongDanny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling  ;D
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide  ;D

please stop the 'soft trolling' on any halfway fun to disccuss  thread ::)  ...this is not WG

Thanks for dropping in to sing that ditty for ME personally.
Given my name and background I have heard it a time for two, even from a guy named Mike.
As for Canadians being an "ethnicity" I guess all that money Ottawa spent on multiculturalism
was down the drain.  With all the other money spent by Ottawa.
Maybe we should follow Teheran and make videos of our Stealth War-Skidoo's With Bikini Beer Holders(tm)
to impress the world and make them fear our technologymentstuffthings.
I met a lot of naked wimmins in Montreal I didn't ask if they were Eastern European I just thought they were naked.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: besilarius on February 08, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Con, it's kind of funny you'd say that.  When my great grandparents came over from Cork, the first thing they heard was "No Irish need apply."
Almost got back onto the boat.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Con on February 08, 2013, 07:38:40 PM
My wife works at mass gen hosp and they actually had on their books a bylaw and authorized policy to not hire Irish workers.   

Con
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: Longdan on February 08, 2013, 08:20:02 PM
To protect their supply of medicinal alcohol.
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: JasonPratt on February 10, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 08:56:03 PM
there are also no cockpit latches on the underside of the canopy.
maybe its for their space monkeys.

"We duct taped that monkey to the top of our missile rocket for peaceful space program testing, and learned our rockets cannot survive with a monkey taped to the top once they reach an altitude of 75 Km. FOR PEACEFUL SCIENCE!!"
Title: Re: Qaher F313: Iran unveils home-made 'stealth' fighter
Post by: JasonPratt on February 10, 2013, 10:55:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 06, 2013, 04:47:21 AM
does anyone else find it odd that the stencils are all in english?

That's to warn off any Great Satan planes which get near it.


Edited to add: crap, someone beat me to the Iron Eagle joke.

Just keep in mind, classic Western rock music will magically make even a high schooler a better pilot against trained opponents! And 8-track tape plays music more clearly than cassette! THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT!!