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Title: Those Poor Norks
Post by: mirth on February 26, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Expect charges of crimes against humanity. We've dropped Rodman on them.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/dennis-rodman-going-north-korea-135821834--nba.html
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: TheCommandTent on February 26, 2013, 08:17:14 PM
As if they didn't hate us enough before........
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Longdan on February 26, 2013, 08:18:19 PM
We deserve anything that happens after this.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: besilarius on February 26, 2013, 08:55:26 PM
Well, they do have a nuke now.
It's not so unfair.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: mirth on February 26, 2013, 08:58:55 PM
If they nuke Rodman, it could be a win all around.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
I dunno.

Seems to me that as kooky as Rodman is, he'll probably still look good compared to the alternative of Lil' Kim's five year agricultural plan using Soylent Green.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: mirth on February 26, 2013, 09:08:18 PM
Soylent Green is Rodman!
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 09:09:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 26, 2013, 09:08:18 PM
Soylent Green is Rodman!

If he doesn't come back it'll be proof you're right.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.

Given your dating habits, I wouldn't be surprised if you two slept together.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: MetalDog on February 26, 2013, 11:08:39 PM
Down low blow?
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 11:38:03 PM
 flying full tilt into him in a mosh pit at the Chicago Crobar.
which happened to be the same place with the rail road tie rack with the torches.  ::)
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: MetalDog on February 27, 2013, 12:04:05 AM
That explains everything.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Martok on February 27, 2013, 05:48:46 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
I dunno.

Seems to me that as kooky as Rodman is, he'll probably still look good compared to the alternative of Lil' Kim's five year agricultural plan using Soylent Green.
The Kims make Rodman look like Lincoln & Gandhi. 





Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)
LOL.  If that isn't the quote of the week, I don't what it is! 

Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: TheCommandTent on February 27, 2013, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)

There is logic to that statement somewhere, I just know it.  ;D
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on February 27, 2013, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)

There is logic to that statement somewhere, I just know it.  ;D

It starts with the questionable logic that a) Smuck is respectable, and b) Smuck is more respectable than Star.

While we're at it, there is c) whether anyone on these boards is remotely respectable. Maybe Toonces. Maybe.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Longdan on February 27, 2013, 12:11:15 PM
That's because Toonces still has an important job and he has never, ever tried to tell us how big his man-unit is.
Plus he is frighteningly silent on some issues which are areas where I know he has expertise.
That scares me more than anybody else and fear=respect.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 27, 2013, 12:16:23 PM
Quote from: Longdan on February 26, 2013, 08:18:19 PM
We deserve anything that happens after this.

"We" who, kemosabe?

Does anyone hate Canada?  I mean, besides South Park?
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Longdan on February 27, 2013, 12:32:55 PM
They do not make much effort in distinguishing us.  And BTW I am Tonto and you are Kemosabe.
When the bad guys shoot at the Lone Ranger, Tonto gets shot at too.
South Park is great.  They hate us, we loves them.
You do not have to look far to find anti-Canadian bile.
Being ignored except by the Stripper Viewing Patrol (Amateur Gynaecologists of America) is galling sometimes.
Our virtue is the time dilation at the border.  Since everything happens somewhat later in Canada than it does
in the USA we do not have to make a lot of unnecessary mistakes.  We can watch them on TV first and make
our own unique ones.  Or, even better, watch them implode in the USA and then imitate it five years later.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 27, 2013, 03:06:42 PM
Plus, you've got Robin Sparkles
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Longdan on February 27, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
I always figured that once you guys clued in to where Celine Dion came from we were finished.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
^^^

Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2013, 01:19:04 PM
Apparently Dennis Rodman is a bigger moron than anyone ever imagined

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp)

Quote"He's proud, his country likes him — not like him, love him, love him," Rodman said of Kim Jong-un. "Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome."
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: LongBlade on March 01, 2013, 03:54:07 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 01, 2013, 01:19:04 PM
Apparently Dennis Rodman is a bigger moron than anyone ever imagined

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp)

Quote"He's proud, his country likes him — not like him, love him, love him," Rodman said of Kim Jong-un. "Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome."

Hopefully he'll like the place so much he'll stay.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Martok on March 01, 2013, 04:27:19 PM
I wouldn't say he's so much a "moron" as he is "batshit loony". 

So LB's comment may be right on the mark there... 

Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2013, 04:33:46 PM
I'd be fine with become a permanent resident of the socialist paradise.
Title: Re: Those Poor Norks
Post by: Boggit on March 08, 2013, 06:41:08 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.

Given your dating habits, I wouldn't be surprised if you two slept together.
Sorry Star :). ROFL!!! ;D