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Title: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 26, 2013, 02:17:53 PM
aha!  I get it now...

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Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Centurion40 on August 26, 2013, 02:21:23 PM
Kinda sums it up!
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Staggerwing on August 26, 2013, 02:33:19 PM
What's the word for Tele-novella in Arabic?
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 26, 2013, 02:33:43 PM
^^^ "life"
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: GJK on August 26, 2013, 02:57:44 PM
In case that was hard to follow:
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.garykrockover.com%2Fuploads%2FMid_East.jpg&hash=b658ce57071a3236666ecacce2a987568104b3fc)
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 26, 2013, 03:08:50 PM
did you find that pre-made somewhere or were you just that bored?

BTW - nice color pallette, invoking their flags and all...  ;)
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: GJK on August 26, 2013, 03:18:10 PM
Bored at lunch plus was curious to see what it would look like.  That is from the info as given but the rest could easily be filled in (red for US-Iran obviously for example).  Actually, it's almost like playing a game of Labyrinth. 
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: OJsDad on August 26, 2013, 04:12:30 PM
It's like a Laurel and Hardy routine. 
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Labbug on August 26, 2013, 07:37:00 PM
More like Abbott and Costello.
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: LongBlade on August 26, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
OJ? He's harmless.

Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 26, 2013, 07:50:54 PM
my answer is still pretty simple.

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Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: jejo68 on August 27, 2013, 07:25:17 AM
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law!
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?

It's not like it could get much worse!
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: LongBlade on August 27, 2013, 08:14:37 AM
<chuckle>

It really does not make sense, does it?
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Gusington on August 27, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
The above is jejo's best post ever.
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Post by: eyebiter on August 28, 2013, 02:39:53 PM
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Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: bob48 on August 28, 2013, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 27, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
The above is jejo's best post ever.

Made me laugh, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on August 28, 2013, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: bob48 on August 28, 2013, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 27, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
The above is jejo's best post ever.

Made me laugh, that's for sure.

I nominate it for post of the year.
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: jejo68 on August 29, 2013, 02:05:58 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on August 28, 2013, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: bob48 on August 28, 2013, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 27, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
The above is jejo's best post ever.

Made me laugh, that's for sure.

I nominate it for post of the year.
second that  ;D
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Boggit on September 04, 2013, 08:45:06 PM
Quote from: GJK on August 26, 2013, 02:57:44 PM
In case that was hard to follow:
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.garykrockover.com%2Fuploads%2FMid_East.jpg&hash=b658ce57071a3236666ecacce2a987568104b3fc)
What about the Russia, China, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Al Quada, Kurdish dimension as well? Complicated, isn't it?
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Boggit on September 04, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
@Gus :)

It's a curious thing, but true. The "Islamist" supporters in the UK are full of criticism for the West, yet somehow they can't quite bring themselves to emigrate, at least permanently, to an Islamic paradise like Pakistan, Saudi, or Yemen. Odd, isn't it?
Title: Re: Clearing up the Middle East
Post by: Boggit on September 05, 2013, 03:05:54 PM
@Jejo68 :)
I showed your post to a Belgian friend of mine today. Speaking from experience - she dated a Qatari diplomat for a while - and commented how accurate (less so the last donkey smelling bit, but otherwise on the money) your post was, whether in jest or not.
+1
I can also think of at least another friend in France, one in Denmark, several in the UK, US, and Canada who would agree with the basic message.