Last week we saw a Cat Simulator, this week it's a Goat Simulator. ::), check out the video. I really don't get this trend at all but, I think there's a great super bowl Beer commercial here! ;D
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/03/goat-simulator-preview-goat-of-the-year.
My cat mojo mentioned this one. Word on the street is it is going to suck.
...don't forget the bear simulator (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator). And it actually made its Kickstarter!
I need a unit of these goats in Rome 2.
Quote from: steve58 on March 24, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
...don't forget the bear simulator (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator). And it actually made its Kickstarter!
Mauling naive tree-hugging hippies wanting to "talk to bears", in their tents, could be fun.
I'm pretty sure i could have fun mauling people as a bear
Does it have an option to support the 2nd amendment to Keep and Arm Bears...or is it bear arms it always confuses me
Con
What next? A Chia Pet Simulator? :D
The paint drying simulator is already taken
You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke. Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 24, 2014, 05:11:39 PM
You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke. Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.
The tribals go into Hard Mode when you strut your smexy goat stuff.
I sense a Camel Simulator on the horizon...
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^HUMP DAAAY!
Bad times ahead for the camel when you install the French foreign legion mod
Quote from: Nefaro on March 24, 2014, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 24, 2014, 05:11:39 PM
You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke. Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.
The tribals go into Hard Mode when you strut your smexy goat stuff.
Get down with your ba-ah-ah-ah-ad self!
Bear Simulator == {BLEEP} YOU BUTTERFLY! -- squeeeel like a pig -- heh, walking around like this is sort of like being in Bigfoot mode, come to think of it this might make a better Bigfoot simulatOHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!
...Kickstarter approved.
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on March 24, 2014, 09:23:55 AM
My cat mojo mentioned this one. Word on the street is it is going to suck.
Your cat mojo is a pussy.
Well this looks epically stupid. Ordering now.
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 03, 2014, 03:43:10 PM
Well this looks epically stupid. Ordering now.
You know, I really thought this was some sort of April 1st joke, guess not! ;D
Goats, bears...and now you can be a pussy cat. While we are certainly attached to our 3 rats cats, I don't wanna git in a litter box :-\
https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.net/projects/929900/video-365718-h264_high.mp4
...though I gotta say, the graphics do look pretty good.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/849914695/cat-simulator
Quote from: steve58 on April 23, 2014, 07:24:16 PM
Goats, bears...and now you can be a pussy cat. While we are certainly attached to our 3 rats cats, I don't wanna git in a litter box :-\
https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.net/projects/929900/video-365718-h264_high.mp4
...though I gotta say, the graphics do look pretty good.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/849914695/cat-simulator
How many Cat Sim posts do we need? Although, Mojo will be pleased.
http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=9623.msg245119#msg245119 (http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=9623.msg245119#msg245119)
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40% off. Come on, it's just $5.99. Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42
Quote from: jomni on July 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
40% off. Come on, it's just $5.99. Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42
I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)
Quote from: jomni on July 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
40% off. Come on, it's just $5.99. Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42
The Afghani goatf----r DLC is extra though
Con
Quote from: Grim.Reaper on July 11, 2014, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: jomni on July 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
40% off. Come on, it's just $5.99. Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42
I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)
+1. What is wrong with you people?
There are games, movies, books, and then there are transcendent experiences that surpass the sublime.
Sometimes media surpasses its genre entirely, and ascends to the level of art.
The works of Shakespeare, the films of Kubrick, many of the seminal early games of visionaries like Meier, Spector, Molineux. All these greats have found ways to transcend that boundary and create something truly great.
Goat Simulator is not one of these experiences. It's five minutes worth of vaguely entertaining junk that is best experienced when completely drunk off your arse or otherwise chemically enhanced.
In other words, buy Goat Simulator.
Quote from: SirAndrewD on July 11, 2014, 08:01:55 PM
There are games, movies, books, and then there are transcendent experiences that surpass the sublime.
Sometimes media surpasses its genre entirely, and ascends to the level of art.
The works of Shakespeare, the films of Kubrick, many of the seminal early games of visionaries like Meier, Spector, Molineux. All these greats have found ways to transcend that boundary and create something truly great.
Goat Simulator is not one of these experiences. It's five minutes worth of vaguely entertaining junk that is best experienced when completely drunk off your arse or otherwise chemically enhanced.
In other words, buy Goat Simulator.
Might be one of the greatest posts of all time.
This is the most interesting thread in the world. And that's not just the beer talking.
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 11, 2014, 08:09:18 PM
Might be one of the greatest posts of all time.
Amazing what Friday nights, bad games and cheap gin will do for one's posting prowess.
I hear you definitely want to avoid the "Drunk, Lonely Goat-Farmer" NPC in the game. At least keep him in front of you if you know what I mean. Otherwise the game's not that baaaaadd. Oh. Sorry. That's the Sheep Simulator. :2funny:
the Outlast in Arabia DLC (xrated) will be disturbing ;D
(especially with the donkey full conversion mod from the local fans overthere)
The harsh light of morning has made this thread appear to be what it truly is.
Hey. It ain't easy being Goat.
Someone in another thread mentioned playing it with their kid, so I bought it and my daughter loves playing it with me. I've rarely seen her laugh so hard!
True, it's a one-joke game and won't last forever...but it's a particularly good joke. :)
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 11, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Grim.Reaper on July 11, 2014, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: jomni on July 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
40% off. Come on, it's just $5.99. Why don't you guys get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42
I would buy a broken 14 year old helicopter game before I would purchase this:)
+1. What is wrong with you people?
+2.
Barbarians!
All I can say is, I just hope who ever bought this is one some sort of watch list :D
Quote from: SgtRock on July 13, 2014, 09:20:52 AM
All I can say is, I just hope who ever bought this is one some sort of watch list :D
I can pretty well guarantee you that I am. O:-)
I can assure you we all are. :crazy2:
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 13, 2014, 03:07:09 PM
I can assure you we all are. :crazy2:
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40% off again. :D :D :D
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/
I set my wife up with a Steam account so she could play Plants vs. Zombies on her big monitor. Yesterday she sits down and there is a Steam popup showing....Goat Simulator. She had ALLLL kinds of questions for me, such as "is this a real game or did I download a virus" and "why would anyone buy that"?
Truth is, I'm not sure I know the answers myself ;)
No way, no how...not even if Steam paid ME $59.99 to download this steaming pile of Furry wet-dream crapola.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 26, 2014, 08:36:46 AM
No way, no how...not even if Steam paid ME $59.99 to download this steaming pile of Furry wet-dream crapola.
Wow. That's a lot of anger bottled up inside.
Sounds like you need a goat.
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
I think that's a slightly different game, Goat Stimulator.
^Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. Why do Scotmen wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Don't throw stones, I'm Scot/Irish myself 8)
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales! That would be disgusting!
We shag sheep. :)
Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 26, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales! That would be disgusting!
We shag sheep. :)
Be honest. You'd shag a goat if you couldn't find any sheep.
Any port in a storm, eh?
Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 26, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)
Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales! That would be disgusting!
We shag sheep. :)
lol - Like you could tell the difference after a few of these (Brains SA (Skull Attack)) ???
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Pfft. As if I'd drink beer from a can. I have some class!
No - of course not. I didn't mean to insinuate that. You will of course pour the contents of the can into a glass. Maybe even a clean one :2funny:
A pox on you, sir! I hope you stub your toe this weekend.
Love the Welsh mate - "There they were - by ere"
Bessie mate from the forces is Welsh. Known him since 1985...gem of a bloke.
Lol. I really like reading the conversations that pop up whenever I revive this thread.
beer always tastes better from a can.
and before you misanthropes start talking shit keep in mind that all draft beer is kept in metal first.
Barbarian! Do you eat your food off the floor too?!
Ive tested the idea with many brews. the lack of sunlight makes a huge difference as does a can liner. but the simple truth is that your favorite beer served as a draft comes from a metal container.
Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 27, 2014, 01:39:41 AM
Barbarian! Do you eat your food off the floor too?!
I do. I remember dropping my battered black pudding in a train station floor at about 23:00 and spending about 10 minute s trying to pick it up.
I'm not proud of it, but I reckon the guys on the CCTV had a few laughs that night! It's probably on Youtube somewhere
And this, my friends, is the legend that is Black Pudding Supper....
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(the photo above is from the next - not The Blue Lagoon which looks much better and less greasy)
...and here's where you can get the best one in Glasgow - The Blue Lagoon Chip Shop outside Central Station in Glasgow...
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The thing is battered and deep fried and doesn't even taste greasy and has beautiful spices in it.
Just don't look up what a black pudding is :'(
that wasnt your black pudding. ???
seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:30:54 AM
that wasnt your black pudding. ???
LOL!
Oh dear, Judge. You do know we can all see what you've typed, right?
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:39:01 AM
seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.
Fried turd probably has better ingredients than black pudding. But it is proper gorgeous...if done right...and at The Blue Lagoon, it is done right
I was pished and the black pudding rolled off the paper...I really wanted it.
At least the chippy wasn't called "The Blue Oyster"...dropping yer black puddin' on the floor in The Blue Oyster probably has a totally different meaning! ;D
^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.
Feeling Old Alert: that film came out 30 years ago.
(See what I did there? See it, huh? huh? :)))
lol - I know SW - which is why I said dropping your black pudding on the floor would have a different meaning there :P
^Sorry- I've found than many folks don't seem to remember why 'Blue Oyster' has become a generic name for a gay biker bar.
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 27, 2014, 06:38:59 AM
^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.
great job Ben.
That's 'Captain Obvious' to you, bub.
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 27, 2014, 06:38:59 AM
^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.
Feeling Old Alert: that film came out 30 years ago.
I still remember seeing that first one in the theater and how much everyone laughed. It was a great movie!
GOAT SIMULATOR IS REAL!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/24/this-goat-is-definitely-possessed-by-the-devil-4920625/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:39:01 AM
seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.
Yep.
That shit looks scary.
Ok guys I'm updating this again.
50% off. Go(at) get it!!! :D
It now has a Goat MMO Simulator.
You can now fight monsters in a medieval fantasy world.
Yes, Goat Simulator is now an MMO.
In the annals of gaming, we have always been seeking the nirvana of game play immersion.
From the very first moments of Space War, to the initial iterations of EGA Trek, we pretended to be space Captains. With early MUDs and Ultima Online, we fancied ourselves adventurers and heroes, seeking something truly magical. Something, just anything to escape the mundane reality of the real world.
And of course nowadays, there has been the plethora of online content, World of Warcraft, Knights of the Old Republic, EvE, et all. Pretty much everything exists to cater to our childhood dreams and fantasies.
Well, almost everything. There was one niche, one hole, one gaping, glaring gap in the world of social gaming.
Nothing at all let us play both a Microwave with legs that poops pizzas and a Magician Goat that hurls fireballs and does card tricks.
The Goat Simulator MMO finally fills this must needed and begged for hole in the gaming consciousness. I for one welcome it, and encourage you all to do the same.
You are either with Goat Simulator, or you are with ISIS.
Ah, very good then.
Play Goat Simulator or the terrorists have already won.
I stand with the just.
Selah,
Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
Quote from: Cyrano on November 26, 2014, 10:51:24 PM
Ah, very good then.
Play Goat Simulator or the terrorists have already won.
I stand with the just.
Selah,
Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
Just so.
Blood for the blood goat!
You guys are drunk, stoned, or all three.
Quote from: SirAndrewD on November 27, 2014, 12:17:58 AM
Blood for the blood goat!
I almost impulse bought it right then.
STOP THAT!!
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 27, 2014, 09:20:29 AM
You guys are drunk, stoned, or all three.
Always!
Quote from: JasonPratt on November 27, 2014, 09:30:04 AM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on November 27, 2014, 12:17:58 AM
Blood for the blood goat!
I almost impulse bought it right then.
STOP THAT!!
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In game screenie. Still holding out?
{lip quivering}
Goats in Spaaaace!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/463720/
75% off.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930?snr=1_41_4__42