The Chinese Navy

[bayonetbrant]

Canada to the north - no invasions there that we couldn't distract with a couple of well-oiled Florida beach bunnies with tan lines peeking out of their bikinis and a 72" flat screen showing real football

fixed it

[Barthheart]

Canada to the north - no invasions there that we couldn't distract with a couple of well-oiled Florida beach bunnies with tan lines peeking out of their bikinis and a 72" flat screen showing real football

fixed it

Sounds good as long as by "real football" you mean Canadian Football..... ;)

[bayonetbrant]

^^ If I had meant "Canadian" I would've typed "Canadian"...  ;)




...  or "barbarian" ;D

[Centurion40]

Canada to the north - no invasions there that we couldn't distract with a couple of well-oiled Florida beach bunnies with tan lines peeking out of their bikinis and a 72" flat screen showing real football

fixed it

That would work effectively on my compatriots. Cold beer would be icing on the cake.  College football would be a deal breaker.

[Longdan]

People in Detroit complain that they can hear us in Windsor.... sharpening our skates.  They know we are coming.
This Homeland security thing has really screwed up the cross border stripper tour migration.  The young drunk
American guys are having a harder time getting home than in days gone by.  Used to be just a wave, now they
have to explain to some grim and serious people exactly why they have to go home.  "Mom gets upset if I bust
curfew" doesn't cut it anymore.  Especially if they look terroristy.

[Windigo]

Who needs an occupying army?

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/does-china-plan-to-establish-chinese-cities-and-special-economic-zones-all-over-america

Nydus canals.

+1  Good one

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Canada to the north - no invasions there that we couldn't distract with a couple of well-oiled Florida beach bunnies with tan lines peeking out of their bikinis and a 72" flat screen showing real football

fixed it

You mean rugby football, right?  Not some group of homos in spandex and body armour falling over each other for 2 seconds then group hugging each other for a five minute huddle while beer commercials play.

[Longdan]

I likes Australian Rules Football.  There is, I am told, only one rule: You can't set the uvver bloke on fire.

[bob48]

^Thats only during the dry season though.

[Longdan]

That's two rules!

[bob48]

Dont try maths stuff on me - I get confused.

[Longdan]

Its okay my maths were getting more worser.

[bob48]

Thats 3 of us then.

[Longdan]

You mean you can do that multiplex thing?  Damn scientist!

[bob48]

I got one of them e-lect-tronic calcumulator thingies :)