I lose a fiver in the laundry...

[bob48]

I think we should turn over a new page.

[eyebiter]

You have to read between the lines.

[bayonetbrant]

if he'd had a stiffer spine he could've stood up to them and quoted chapter and verse at them

instead, he let them more foreword and got kicked in the subhead, and then in the bodytext until his appendix was bruised

[bob48]

He's not my type, and anyway, I'm so set in my ways.

[Staggerwing]

You guys are each a font of wisdom, you are.

[LongBlade]

You guys are each a font of wisdom, you are.

Party foul? I'm thinking that's a homonym.

[Staggerwing]

So are most of the puns in these threads. The others are Homophones.

[LongBlade]

So are most of the puns in these threads.

Very well. Carry on. This case appears open and shut.

[bob48]

You're not going to press the issue then?

[LongBlade]

I'm starting with a blank page.

[bob48]

Hope you don't get a long sentence.

[undercovergeek]

when exactly does a thread turn into punnery?

[bob48]

Usually when I see a key word that just makes the idiot circuit in my brain kick in.

[undercovergeek]

Usually when I see a key word that just makes the idiot circuit in my brain kick in.

thats due to pan damage that is

[bob48]

Saucy,