Female with higher IQ than Einstein!

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MetalDog

February 12, 2013, 08:37:27 PM
Whether she does or not is pretty irrelevant.  Just follow the link and thank me later.


http://now.msn.com/lauren-marbe-16-reportedly-has-higher-iq-than-albert-einstein
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GDS_Starfury

#1
February 12, 2013, 08:49:31 PM
Thank God it wasnt a red head!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

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Longdan

#2
February 12, 2013, 08:53:10 PM
She is cute but this one from right beside it is much more stupider:
http://now.msn.com/matt-damon-says-he-will-stop-using-the-bathroom-in-psa
Here comes a damonsh*t explosion!  I hope he goes straight to Taco Bell.
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MetalDog

#3
February 12, 2013, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 12, 2013, 08:49:31 PM
Thank God it wasnt a red head!

Too bad she's not eighteen :)
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Longdan

#4
February 12, 2013, 11:31:00 PM
You can hang around the playground until then.
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besilarius

#5
February 13, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
In re Matt Damon not using the bathroom, this brings up an old Gene Roddenbury quip.
After the deck plans of the Enterprise and the Klingon cruiser were put out in an approved publication by Franz Josef Designs, Roddenbury was at a con.
One kid, who had gone over the plans with a fine tooth comb, noted that on the Klingon ship, there were NO bathrooms.  Was this correct?
Roddenbury zinged back, "Well, why do you think they are always so angry?"
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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Longdan

#6
February 13, 2013, 12:23:51 PM
I read somewhere they dump in the airlocks.
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Martok

#7
February 13, 2013, 12:57:35 PM
From genius women to Klingon toilet habits in six posts.  That's gotta be some kinda (disturbing) record. 

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bob48

#8
February 13, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: Longdan on February 13, 2013, 12:23:51 PM
I read somewhere they dump in the airlocks.

Adds a whole new meaning to the expression 'evacuate'
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Longdan

#9
February 13, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
It would probably work if you didn't mind wasting the air.  I think the space shuttle toilet worked
on a "fire it outside" principle didn't it?
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bob48

#10
February 13, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
As if there aint enough crap in orbit already  :)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Longdan

#11
February 13, 2013, 03:55:57 PM
I read somewhere about freeze dried powdered poop contaminating the air in the
shuttle so that nobody wanted to open their mouths to talk.
That could be this young genius's first job.
Find a good and easy way to poop in space.
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Staggerwing

#12
February 13, 2013, 10:39:52 PM
I'll save NASA oodles of money and suggest Duct tape and zip-lock baggies.
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besilarius

#13
February 14, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
When John Glenn was being debriefed after his Mercury orbital mission.  He mentioned that there were little dots of twinkling lights surrounding his capsul.  (I think this was urine that was dumped out, froze, and travelling with the capsule.)
The staff psychologist, at hearing this leaned forward and asked, "What did they say, John?"
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#14
February 14, 2013, 09:00:53 PM
Ha!

Back OT, I guess she can make really good muffins. :-p
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