Unwelcome reminders of the passage of time

Started by Silent Disapproval Robot, April 11, 2013, 10:48:36 PM

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Silent Disapproval Robot

Damn it!  Drinking didn't work.  Now I feel old, have a hangover, and have the theme song to MASH stuck in my head.

Gusington

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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Longdan

Quote from: Centurion40 on April 12, 2013, 08:08:06 AM
Quote from: Longdan on April 11, 2013, 10:59:06 PM
You just had to share your depression with us didn't you?  Well you could be in Stony Plain.  Or in jail.  Drink anyway.

One of the HOTTEST girls that I ever met (during my college days) came from Stony Plain, Alberta.  I mean GODDAM, a major league minx.  Now I can't even remember her name!!

I go to Stony Plain every day.  There are some pretty girls there but I would wager you might find more in Vancouver.  Same with drug addicts.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

undercovergeek

Quote from: Gusington on April 12, 2013, 08:03:37 AM
You braggadocious douchebag!!

how was that missed

insulting with style from Sir Gus!

Gusington

I can't take credit for that...I was just using the term that SDR used on himself in he Shogun 2 thread! Shameful display!
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

Quote from: Gusington on April 12, 2013, 11:57:02 AM
I can't take credit for that...I was just using the term that SDR used on himself in he Shogun 2 thread! Shameful display!

plagiarising douchebag

Longdan

^^You are plagiarising the funny name that mirth made up for me.  Hehe.
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Windigo

well shame the hell on her for letting herself go to hell like that and pissing all over your fantastic memories of former glory days...


buddy... the best time of your life is right now and you're single... so go find some buds, drink'er up, and flirt outrageously with the women

orrrrr

be a steam whore and play wargames and trash talk anyone who appreciates the art of it... like me or metaldawg
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

Quote from: Windigo on April 18, 2013, 02:37:32 PM
buddy... the best time of your life is right now

My dad always likes to say when he takes a photograph that you'll never be this young and good looking again.

Get out there and enjoy life!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Silent Disapproval Robot

Don't make me hit you with my cane.


Now git off my lawn!

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

SDR, it could be much worse.
Instead of the theme song from MASH, suppose it was "It's a small world afterall" from Disney World.?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

One of my fondest scenes from MASH was Col Potter surveying the wreckage of his Jeep after it was run over by a tank. After a few moments contemplation, (and being an old cavalryman), he took out his revolver and shot it to administer the coup de grace
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

Quote from: bob48 on April 19, 2013, 02:22:40 PM
One of my fondest scenes from MASH was Col Potter surveying the wreckage of his Jeep after it was run over by a tank. After a few moments contemplation, (and being an old cavalryman), he took out his revolver and shot it to administer the coup de grace

That's actually a ripoff of a Bill Mauldin 'Willy&Joe' cartoon from WW2. Note that is says 'Cavalry' on the bumper:

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

Oh, I didn't know that. I've seen a few of the cartoons over the years, but not that one. I'll have to have a dig around for some more. Thanks Stagger.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!