Kenshi looks unreasonably awesome (despite alpha status)

[Longdan]

This description is not even slightly one of Dan's usual attempts at quirky humor.

Not only an author but a critic as well...  As far as humour goes some people run so far behind the curve on that one there ain't no point.
Like trying to play "Knock Knock" jokes with a republican hamster with distemper.
"knock knock"
hamster bite.

[JasonPratt]

Fwiw, I personally think your attempts succeed more often than not. :)

[Gusington]

What is distemper anyway?

[JasonPratt]

Rabies.

Or bad temper. Something like that, but medical.

[Gusington]

I think my older daughter has it.

[Arctic Blast]

I think my older daughter has it.

Depending on her age, that could perhaps be a case of 'approaching adolescence'. It has all the rage and violent fits of rabies, but there is no cure.