Monday morning commute rage

[Windigo]

Most likely it's because your getting old and turning slowly into a curmudgeon.  Next thing you know you'll be stopping by Home Depot just to browse the Keep Off the Grass signs.  It's one of the male menopause stages.  Next comes the "I remember when..." conversation lead in phrase.  Followed by a keen interest in the weather.  It'll be ok man.

OMG, you have been spying on me.....

[Gusington]

I love the weather. Very foggy here today. Creepy Hudson Valley vibe. I don't think that it's so much that people are losing it...it's more that there are just too many people. Which makes me lose it, personally. So...maybe you're right W8.

[LongBlade]

We've got a very light rain - more like mist. I stood out on the deck and chatted on the phone for a few minutes while it gently fell. Not wet enough to get wet, just enough to cool you down.

[Gusington]

^Poetic.

[0kult13]

Just read the OP, tailgating, my tactic is a long cleaning of the windscreen. The now dirty water sprays up and over the roof and lands square on the offenders windscreen, like p1ssing on them in a way =). Anyway once you see thier wipers come on it gives a great sense of victory and you can then let them but maintaining the same speed so they have to pay of it with thier fuel.

[Bison]

Most likely it's because your getting old and turning slowly into a curmudgeon.  Next thing you know you'll be stopping by Home Depot just to browse the Keep Off the Grass signs.  It's one of the male menopause stages.  Next comes the "I remember when..." conversation lead in phrase.  Followed by a keen interest in the weather.  It'll be ok man.

OMG, you have been spying on me.....

The truly horrible part is the personal maintanance like taming wild ear hair.

[Windigo]

I dodged the ear hair thing.... but the diminishing eyesight acuity at night and peripheral  is really pissing me off

[Gusington]

I must admit I have used the Okult windshield wiper tactic. It is quite satisfying.

[Windigo]

I must admit I have used the Okult windshield wiper tactic. It is quite satisfying.

paintball guns with skunk scent would be my first line of defence.... if it was allowed

[bayonetbrant]

I must admit I have used the Okult windshield wiper tactic. It is quite satisfying.

paintball guns with skunk scent would be my first line of defence.... if it was allowed

it's not?!

[Windigo]

I must admit I have used the Okult windshield wiper tactic. It is quite satisfying.

paintball guns with skunk scent would be my first line of defence.... if it was allowed

it's not?!

if it was I'd love commuting

[bob48]

No, I want a black Hummer, with blacked out windows and a dirty great bull-bar in front, and one at the back, and maybe a cab-top mounted 50cal. plus a row of spotlights that could blister paint at close range :-)

Although I guess if I did, the pillock brigade would not play so many dirty tricks on me - maybe its because I drive a Fiat Panda 4 x 4.............?

[Bison]

Bob you are a wealth of nice factiods!  I never heard of a panda before 60 seconds ago.

[bob48]

Yup - but mines a rare beast - its a 4 x 4, and it blue.

[Bison]

I cannot imagine a 4X4 version of this vehicle.