Mrs. Bawb does more than frying pans

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besilarius

June 15, 2013, 06:07:59 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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Gusington

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June 15, 2013, 07:40:36 PM
They broke the mold when they made Mrs. Bawb.
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GDS_Starfury

#2
June 15, 2013, 08:44:07 PM
Awesome! 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#3
June 15, 2013, 09:02:50 PM
I'd say she narrowly missed qualifying for a Darwin award. 

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bob48

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June 16, 2013, 06:30:22 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2013, 06:35:32 AM by bob48
Quote from: Gusington on June 15, 2013, 07:40:36 PM
They broke the mold when they made Mrs. Bawb.

She would have washed it and polished it up to nice gleaming shine before handing it over.............

Actually, what we do often find in our garden are small bits of coal, since this used to be an extensive coal mining area in years gone by, and also small pieces of dressed stone which, we have been reliably informed, are from some of the many Roman walls/building  that were in this area. There are several preserved lengths of Hadrians wall within a small radius of where we live.
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undercovergeek

#5
June 16, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
down the ancestral line then is Roman Bob getting smashed over the head by Roman Mrs Bob with various pots and ceramics?

MetalDog

#6
June 16, 2013, 07:47:42 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 16, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
down the ancestral line then is Roman Bob getting smashed over the head by Roman Mrs Bob with various pots and ceramics?


That sounds like an action figure.  ;)
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undercovergeek

#7
June 16, 2013, 08:18:02 AM
it is - theres a button to press on the back and it raises its hands over its head to avoid incoming kitchenware

LongBlade

#8
June 16, 2013, 10:20:10 AM
QuoteMr Longhorn said: "She took a few precautions. She put a plastic seat on the top in case it went off.

If only the Brits had had plastic lawn chairs to protect them from the Battle of Britain they would have weathered that conflict better.
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mirth

#9
June 16, 2013, 10:21:26 AM
Mrs Bawb is da bomb.
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bob48

#10
June 16, 2013, 11:12:59 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 16, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
down the ancestral line then is Roman Bob getting smashed over the head by Roman Mrs Bob with various pots and ceramics?

Amphora?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bob48

#11
June 16, 2013, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 16, 2013, 10:21:26 AM
Mrs Bawb is da bomb.

You got dat right bro.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#12
June 16, 2013, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: bob48 on June 16, 2013, 11:12:59 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 16, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
down the ancestral line then is Roman Bob getting smashed over the head by Roman Mrs Bob with various pots and ceramics?

Amphora?

jugs

bob48

#13
June 16, 2013, 12:42:04 PM
Yes please.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Bison

#14
June 16, 2013, 12:45:55 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 16, 2013, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: bob48 on June 16, 2013, 11:12:59 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 16, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
down the ancestral line then is Roman Bob getting smashed over the head by Roman Mrs Bob with various pots and ceramics?

Amphora?

jugs

I assume this is not referring to pottery.
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