Happy Independence Day

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Staggerwing

#45
July 04, 2013, 12:43:10 PM
Or Turducken?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#46
July 04, 2013, 01:04:02 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2013, 12:43:10 PM
Or Turducken?

Ain't nuthin vegetarian about Turducken. Tofurky otoh...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#47
July 04, 2013, 01:06:13 PM
Hmm. A turducken sounds like something you would avoid treading in if you saw it on the pavement.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#48
July 04, 2013, 01:09:24 PM
You are ruining this thread and holiday with this tofu talk!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#49
July 04, 2013, 01:10:55 PM
 8)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#50
July 04, 2013, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2013, 01:09:24 PM
You are ruining this thread and holiday with this tofu talk!

Vegetarians love freedom too!   ;D
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#51
July 04, 2013, 01:13:10 PM
^^ Now that's a happy fridge! 8)

GDS_Starfury

#52
July 04, 2013, 01:14:45 PM
Quote from: mirth on July 04, 2013, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2013, 01:09:24 PM
You are ruining this thread and holiday with this tofu talk!

Vegetarians love freedom too!   ;D


Go be SoMs teaching assistant. ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

W8taminute

#53
July 04, 2013, 01:20:06 PM
Happy 4th everyone and thank you Judge for starting this thread.  Although we divorced each other back in 1776 and went through a messy separation it's nice to see we are still friends.  Here's to that friendship!


We'll be taking the mini W8taminutettes to the carnival later on today and then take in some fireworks. 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Toonces

#54
July 04, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
I'm heading up to a place called Mokuleia on the north part of the island with the family.  Going to bring the SUP board and snorkel gear and stuff and hopefully have a nice beach day.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

GDS_Starfury

#55
July 04, 2013, 02:14:07 PM
 8)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#56
July 04, 2013, 02:19:56 PM
^^  Quit smoking, asshole!

;)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#57
July 04, 2013, 02:20:58 PM
That's my brother and no.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#58
July 04, 2013, 02:32:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2013, 02:20:58 PM
That's my brother and no.

you tell him!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#59
July 04, 2013, 02:45:05 PM
 :)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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