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GDS_Starfury

July 30, 2013, 01:21:32 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#1
July 30, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
Nice. 

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W8taminute

#2
July 30, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Great story.  Imagine how the Vietnam War would have turned out if only we had surveillance drones, high power satellites, and Green Beret's all working in unison.
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Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#3
July 30, 2013, 02:30:24 PM
Nam would have been the same.  it wasnt the military that screwed up (mostly).
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

W8taminute

#4
July 30, 2013, 02:34:35 PM
I hear you.  I should rephrase it then. 

Imagine how the Vietnam War would have turned out if only we had surveillance drones, high power satellites, and Green Beret's all working in unison, without bureaucratic bozos mixing things up.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bayonetbrant

#5
July 30, 2013, 02:39:28 PM
there s'till would've been stray apostrophe's litter'ing the battlefield like bras's casing's  ;)
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GDS_Starfury

#6
July 30, 2013, 03:08:18 PM
Hide!  we're being circle'd by grammar drone's!!!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Jarhead0331

#7
July 30, 2013, 03:21:14 PM
Quick!  Someone give that drone pilot a Bronze Star!
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GDS_Starfury

#8
July 30, 2013, 03:27:14 PM
pfffttt

if he reads enough of my posts he might get a Purple Heart.  ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Jarhead0331

#9
July 30, 2013, 03:36:04 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 30, 2013, 03:27:14 PM
pfffttt

if he reads enough of my posts he might get a Purple Heart.  ;)

...posthumously.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

bayonetbrant

#10
July 30, 2013, 04:04:57 PM
posthumorously
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LongBlade

#11
July 30, 2013, 04:55:46 PM
Post something.

Anyway, bravo for the SAS!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#12
July 30, 2013, 07:14:53 PM
FYI, they haven't really ever advertised it, but the Australian SAS was quite active at one time in Laos and the Ho Chi Minh trail.
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GDS_Starfury

#13
July 30, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
Post a sea story.  We know you have one.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#14
July 30, 2013, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 30, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
Post a sea story.  We know you have one.

Just because it has Aquaman and seamen doesn't make it a sea story.
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