Quantum Canadians... Eh

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GDS_Starfury

nobody tell Windy there are smart people in Canadistan or he'll get all uppity.

http://www.eetimes.com/document.asp?doc_id=1319097

QuoteRansom Stephens
8/1/2013 08:00 AM EDT


Physicists from the Canadian Institute for Measurement Standards have become the first to measure a quantum mechanical wave function. And it only took 88 years from the formulation of Schroedinger's equation.

The difficulty of the measurement lies in the fundamental uncertainty between position and momentum, energy and time, and a host of other so-called conjugates -- complementary pairs of quantities that cannot be measured to arbitrary accuracy at the same time.

Yes, it's the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

The principle came straight from Fourier and the mathematics of waves. To form a localized wave packet, we have to add up many waves of different wavelengths; the tighter and more localized that wave packet is, the larger its bandwidth will be. In the limit of perfect position accuracy, the packet is described by a Dirac delta function that has infinite bandwidth.

The tradeoff between localization and bandwidth is the heart of the uncertainty principle.

read the rest at the link.  thats a pretty decent step into figuring out what 42 means.
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Staggerwing

Still, there is the small matter of the question.

Most cool, nevertheless
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GDS_Starfury

only when they werent observed.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

And we have commercialized quantum computers.... Fuck you guys are slow....  The F35 will be old tech by the time it gets operational
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GDS_Starfury

by the time it becomes operational you wont be able to afford them. 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Already sold working models to Lougheed Martin and google. Better keep up ...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

So let me get this right.
They are now Certain about Uncertainty?
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Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

Quote from: besilarius on August 03, 2013, 06:06:58 PM
So let me get this right.
They are now Certain about Uncertainty?

Well as certain about the multiple facets of uncertainty as one can be, given the size of the known unknowns ... As it were
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

I'm certain that Heisenburg should know about this :-\
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