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LongBlade

September 21, 2013, 01:22:56 PM
Fired unprovoked on a Russian fishing vessel. No harm, apparently.

QuoteNorth Korea's coast guard has opened fire on a Russian fishing vessel in the Sea of Japan, a spokesman for the fishing company said.

No one was injured in the shooting, and the vessel, the Altai, was not damaged, he said.

"The captain said his schooner was fired at from automatic weapons and with signal flares at 1:30 a.m. Vladivostok time on Saturday [14:30 GMT Friday] without any radio or visual warning signals from a vessel flying the flag of North Korea," the spokesman told RIA Novosti.

source: http://en.rian.ru/russia/20130921/183627639/NKorean-Coast-Guard-Opens-Fire-on-Russian-Vessel--Report.html
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

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September 21, 2013, 02:05:22 PM
I read about that this morning.  talk about a major OOPS!
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Staggerwing

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September 21, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
It'll be interesting if Putin decides to spank the Norks in some way.

More than likely he will just arm-twist them into a secret sweetheart business deal of some kind in echange for not spanking.
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bob48

#3
September 21, 2013, 02:50:47 PM
..all your nice fish am belong to us.......
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#4
September 21, 2013, 03:49:48 PM
Putin can't even try to steal an Un-girlfriend as she'll be shot before she gets delivered.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5
September 21, 2013, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 21, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
It'll be interesting if Putin decides to spank the Norks in some way.

More than likely he will just arm-twist them into a secret sweetheart business deal of some kind in echange for not spanking.

He will ride a bear across Russia to put fat boy kim in a headlock.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#6
September 21, 2013, 08:56:46 PM
I gotta admit, I like Putin.  he's the Reagan of Russia.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Keunert

#7
September 25, 2013, 10:30:06 AM
Reagan just died a second time
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Boggit

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September 26, 2013, 11:08:58 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on September 21, 2013, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 21, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
It'll be interesting if Putin decides to spank the Norks in some way.

More than likely he will just arm-twist them into a secret sweetheart business deal of some kind in echange for not spanking.

He will ride a bear across Russia to put fat boy kim in a headlock.
;D
And then tear his head off single handedly... Go Putin! ;)
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Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

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