China's Next Six Wars?

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bayonetbrant

September 29, 2013, 07:31:16 AM
This is a translation of an article in China from a very pro-gov't source, laying out the six wars 'needed' for 'Chinese unification'

You can probably guess where it starts, eh?

QuoteThe 1st War: Unification of Taiwan (Year 2020 to 2025)

The 2nd War: "Reconquest" of Spratly Islands (Year 2025 to 2030)

The 3rd War: "Reconquest" of Southern Tibet (Year 2035 to 2040)

The 4th War: "Reconquest" of Diaoyu Island and Ryukyu Islands (Year 2040 to 2045)

The 5th War: Unification of Outer Mongolia (Year 2045 to 2050)

The 6th War: Taking back of lands lost to Russia (Year 2055 to 2060)

there's info for each of these too
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#1
September 29, 2013, 07:39:30 AM
Busy little mothers, are they not.
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#2
September 29, 2013, 10:00:25 AM
They have a surplus of young men. War is an obvious solution.
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September 29, 2013, 11:39:18 PM
Why the hell would they start with the tough nut first?
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September 29, 2013, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2013, 11:39:18 PM
Why the hell would they start with the tough nut first?

A warm-up match against Canada does sound more logical  ;D

Windigo

#5
September 29, 2013, 11:55:31 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on September 29, 2013, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2013, 11:39:18 PM
Why the hell would they start with the tough nut first?

A warm-up match against Canada does sound more logical  ;D

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September 30, 2013, 12:02:41 AM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2013, 11:39:18 PM
Why the hell would they start with the tough nut first?

why not?  it would be the hardest target to take and hold.  if they did manage it you can push any ideas of messing with Japan back another 20 years though (assuming the US isnt involved in the Tiawan deal).
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September 30, 2013, 12:10:11 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 12:02:41 AM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2013, 11:39:18 PM
Why the hell would they start with the tough nut first?

why not?  it would be the hardest target to take and hold.  if they did manage it you can push any ideas of messing with Japan back another 20 years though (assuming the US isnt involved in the Tiawan deal).

I think that Taiwan is the tripwire to getting into fisticuffs with the US
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September 30, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
thats one lethal tripwire for the Chinese navy and air force.
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September 30, 2013, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
thats one lethal tripwire for the Chinese navy and air force.

I would suspect some weird shit to get over their...  a total surprise covert airlift and commercial shipping operation
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September 30, 2013, 06:27:29 AM
Quote from: Windigo on September 30, 2013, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
thats one lethal tripwire for the Chinese navy and air force.

I would suspect some weird shit to get over their...  a total surprise covert airlift and commercial shipping operation

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#11
September 30, 2013, 07:22:50 AM
Quote from: Windigo on September 30, 2013, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
thats one lethal tripwire for the Chinese navy and air force.

I would suspect some weird shit to get over their...  a total surprise covert airlift and commercial shipping operation

Get over their what?

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#12
September 30, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 30, 2013, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
thats one lethal tripwire for the Chinese navy and air force.

I would suspect some weird shit to get over their...  a total surprise covert airlift and commercial shipping operation

Windy's leaving words out of posts, Brant's forgetting to copy-paste the punchlines to jokes...when did this forum take a Choose Your Own Adventure format?

bayonetbrant

#13
September 30, 2013, 03:14:36 PM
it's a feature, not a bug
increases member interactivity, and by leaving things open to personal interpretation, gievs you the opportunity to create/avoid flame wars, at your leisure
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#14
September 30, 2013, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on September 30, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
Windy's leaving words out of posts, Brant's forgetting to copy-paste the punchlines to jokes...when did this forum take a Choose Your Own Adventure format?

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 30, 2013, 03:14:36 PM
it's a feature, not a bug
increases member interactivity, and by leaving things open to personal interpretation, gievs you the opportunity to create/avoid flame wars, at your leisure

Brant's right. It is an early Beta of our next rollout.

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