Captain Kirk to command new Navy destroyer

Started by Steelgrave, October 30, 2013, 11:24:50 PM

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GDS_Starfury

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October 30, 2013, 11:45:41 PM
I'm on my phone so I can't link it but you're 2 weeks late buddy.
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Steelgrave

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October 31, 2013, 12:05:08 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2013, 11:45:41 PM
I'm on my phone so I can't link it but you're 2 weeks late buddy.

I knew it was too good to be true..... ::)

GDS_Starfury

#3
October 31, 2013, 12:29:48 AM
Don't fret.  The XO will forever be called Spock.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4
October 31, 2013, 05:24:59 AM
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Martok

#5
October 31, 2013, 08:53:55 AM
Well at least *I* appreciate the heads-up, Steelie.  (I somehow missed mirth's post on the other thread.)  8) 

Awesome news!  That it's actually real is just too cool for words. 

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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Airborne Rifles

#6
October 31, 2013, 09:03:05 AM
The Navy has probably been saving him for just such an assignment for years...

Martok

#7
October 31, 2013, 12:04:07 PM
I wonder if they'll give him the Enterprise (whenever they get around to building the next one).  You know they'd love to! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#8
October 31, 2013, 12:06:05 PM
They eont as he's surface warfare and you need to be an airdale to command carriers.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#9
October 31, 2013, 12:39:41 PM
Aw.  :( 

I hereby dub thee "Killjoy". 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#10
October 31, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
Itn ain't my fault.
Its not I told Mirth about his girlfriends herpies.  Btw that's just between us.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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