In Russia Protest Nails You!

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GDS_Starfury

#15
November 12, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
I fear he's stapled to whatever tasks hes got.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#16
November 12, 2013, 12:07:24 PM
Sorry to interrupt the pun parade, but...

F***ING OW!!!  :o  :o  :o 

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bayonetbrant

#17
November 12, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
somewhere in all this is a pro-testes/anti-testes joke, but my brain hurts to much to make it right now
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LongBlade

#18
November 12, 2013, 01:25:02 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 12, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
somewhere in all this is a pro-testes/anti-testes joke, but my brain hurts to much to make it right now

Work got you pinned down?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#19
November 12, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on November 12, 2013, 11:55:24 AM
Don't you think it's time to put the hammer down and make Bawb post comments here?

I think the point has already been well and truly made.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#20
November 12, 2013, 02:27:55 PM
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

GDS_Starfury

#21
November 12, 2013, 02:33:16 PM
Aren't you even going to try Bawb?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#22
November 12, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
You lot had a head start on me and already nicked all the best 'uns :(
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#23
November 12, 2013, 02:59:17 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
You lot had a head start on me and already nicked all the best 'uns :(

Nailed it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

#24
November 14, 2013, 04:40:16 PM
I swear, y'all can say the tackiest things...
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bob48

#25
November 14, 2013, 05:03:39 PM Last Edit: November 14, 2013, 05:48:33 PM by bob48
Quote from: JasonPratt on November 14, 2013, 04:40:16 PM
I swear, y'all can say the tackiest things...

I could say that we have screwed this thread up.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#26
November 14, 2013, 05:29:34 PM
Hole in one.

Or is that two?

bob48

#27
November 14, 2013, 05:49:33 PM
Its certainly a new twist on things  :)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#28
November 14, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
These puns are merely low hanging fruit.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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BanzaiCat

#29
November 14, 2013, 08:55:45 PM
You're all nuts.
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