The Joy and Pain of Thanksgiving Thread

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GDS_Starfury

November 27, 2013, 04:01:20 PM
lets start with the funny and get to the bitching later.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

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November 27, 2013, 04:05:26 PM
^LOL
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

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November 27, 2013, 04:07:10 PM

GDS_Starfury

#3
November 28, 2013, 09:51:10 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

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November 28, 2013, 10:35:25 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

eyebiter

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November 28, 2013, 12:11:02 PM Last Edit: October 24, 2014, 09:16:37 PM by eyebiter
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bayonetbrant

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November 28, 2013, 01:27:58 PM
here's something for Star & Gus

http://www.quinncooperstyle.com/2013/11/thanksgivukkah-sandwich/

QuoteThe last time that Thanksgiving and Hanukkah fell on the same day was in the 1800s, luckily for us we will see this event in our lifetime, this year! The next time it happens is apparently in 77,000+ years from now. Pretty crazy right. We must take advantage of these two huge holidays and combine them into one amazing feast, THANKSGIVUKKAH!



QuoteThis sandwich packs so many flavors your head might pop off. The latkes, the turkey, the homemade cranberry sauce and the fried sage, you just can't go wrong. If you have some left over gravy throw some of that on too!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7
November 28, 2013, 01:29:07 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

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November 28, 2013, 01:32:51 PM
That looks pretty tasty. As does the sandwich.
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Toonces

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November 28, 2013, 01:41:45 PM
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Centurion40

#10
November 28, 2013, 03:59:12 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#11
November 28, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

#12
November 28, 2013, 04:18:05 PM
^  <vomit> 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 28, 2013, 01:27:58 PM


QuoteThis sandwich packs so many flavors your head might pop off. The latkes, the turkey, the homemade cranberry sauce and the fried sage, you just can't go wrong. If you have some left over gravy throw some of that on too!
They had me until the mention of cranberry sauce.  I don't care if it is a "traditional" Thanksgiving dish, that shit's f***ing nasty. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

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November 28, 2013, 05:11:40 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

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November 28, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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