The 2013 Black Friday B.S. Thread

[Gusington]

I worked in Eddie Bauer, Eddie Bauer Home, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

I actually helped build the Eddie Bauer Home store, laying down the parkay floors. I was the stock gnome in the other stores. I almost slept with my manager at the regular Eddie Bauer but at the time I was roughly 19 and she was 30-something, not particualrly hot and it creeped me out.

And there you have it.

[undercovergeek]

I worked in Eddie Bauer, Eddie Bauer Home, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

I actually helped build the Eddie Bauer Home store, laying down the parkay floors. I was the stock gnome in the other stores. I almost slept with my manager at the regular Eddie Bauer but at the time I was roughly 19 and she was 30-something, not particualrly hot and it creeped me out.

And there you have it.

the list of people you nearly slept with grows and grows

[Staggerwing]

I worked in Eddie Bauer, Eddie Bauer Home, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

I actually helped build the Eddie Bauer Home store, laying down the parkay floors. I was the stock gnome in the other stores. I almost slept with my manager at the regular Eddie Bauer but at the time I was roughly 19 and she was 30-something, not particualrly hot and it creeped me out.

And there you have it.

the list of people you nearly slept with grows and grows

Every year Gus' 'Nearlies' have a convention where they all sleep with each other to try and dull the pain of those long ago rejections.

[undercovergeek]

part of me would like to see that!

[W8taminute]

I butchered thousands of people one black friday long ago stampeding my way through in order to get a tickle me elmo.  Since the incident I've not been able to bring myself to shop on that day again. 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I butchered thousands of people one black friday long ago stampeding my way through in order to get a tickle me elmo.  Since the incident I've not been able to bring myself to shop on that day again.

You no longer tickle Elmo?

[GDS_Starfury]

we tickle Gus now so he feels loved.

[W8taminute]

^LOL

[Gusington]

It works!

[GDS_Starfury]

tickle tickle tickle

[LongBlade]

I worked in Eddie Bauer, Eddie Bauer Home, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

I actually helped build the Eddie Bauer Home store, laying down the parkay floors. I was the stock gnome in the other stores. I almost slept with my manager at the regular Eddie Bauer but at the time I was roughly 19 and she was 30-something, not particualrly hot and it creeped me out.

And there you have it.

the list of people you nearly slept with grows and grows

Every year Gus' 'Nearlies' have a convention where they all sleep with each other to try and dull the pain of those long ago rejections.

Heh heh heh.

[Gusington]

TEEHEE

[bayonetbrant]

Anyone planning on braving the elements and crowds this year? If so, what are you looking to get? I've seen folks posting game wishes throughout several threads.

I'm going to Panera to pick up some bread to go with the gumbo that afternoon.  If the bread happens to be on sale, that's a bonus, but not expected.  And I'm walking, so no need to fight for parking.

Actually, I have a FRAGO - I will need to go to the grocery store, too, as we need cocktail sauce and another bundle of firewood.  Still not going near anything resembling a 'big box store'...

[GDS_Starfury]

Im shopping pc parts.  why do I do this?

[Martok]

You've hinted at a certain degree of masochism before.