Stupid Moments in Posting

Started by skeptical.platypus, December 04, 2013, 01:51:18 AM

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skeptical.platypus

I've been on here for nearly three hours, reading like crazy, and blown away at how active this site is. Every single fraqqing thread is new. . . Except, wait a minute, I'm the new.

Solipsism for the win!
Even sadder? Didn't figure out what was going on until I really necrodived and tried to reply to a GURPS thread and was asked by the NSA board software if I really wanted to post on a 120 day old thread.
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LongBlade

Heh.

The NSA has an agreement with us: they do what they want and we don't get to know about it.

As for raising threads from the dead - feel free. Pen & Paper type threads generally weather the process pretty well. Even with the electronic stuff you never know - the discussion might continue.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

Why so skeptical, platypus? If that's your real name....
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skeptical.platypus

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Quote from: LongBlade on December 04, 2013, 07:16:07 AM


The NSA has an agreement with us: they do what they want and we don't get to know about it.


The NSA are wives & girlfriends? You know, that really explains a lot.
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skeptical.platypus

Quote from: Gusington on December 04, 2013, 08:52:09 AM
Why so skeptical, platypus? If that's your real name....

I identify with the platypus, who could not possibly view the world through anything short of skepticism. I mean, think about it. You're a platypus. Take a look around at everything else that moves. It's got to be some kind of massive joke, right?

Plus, there's nothing cooler than a single arched eyebrow.

Well, except for lap dances maybe.
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Gusington

The duck bill is strong in this one.
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 04, 2013, 12:35:03 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 04, 2013, 07:16:07 AMThe NSA has an agreement with us: they do what they want and we don't get to know about it.
The NSA are wives & girlfriends? You know, that really explains a lot.

y'know - I started out really laughing at this quip, but now that I think about it, I'm just scared.  :-[
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Windigo

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 04, 2013, 01:18:59 PM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 04, 2013, 12:35:03 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 04, 2013, 07:16:07 AMThe NSA has an agreement with us: they do what they want and we don't get to know about it.
The NSA are wives & girlfriends? You know, that really explains a lot.

y'know - I started out really laughing at this quip, but now that I think about it, I'm just scared.  :-[


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skeptical.platypus

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 04, 2013, 01:18:59 PM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 04, 2013, 12:35:03 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 04, 2013, 07:16:07 AMThe NSA has an agreement with us: they do what they want and we don't get to know about it.
The NSA are wives & girlfriends? You know, that really explains a lot.

y'know - I started out really laughing at this quip, but now that I think about it, I'm just scared.  :-[

It explains everything. Especially that weird inscription at Fort Meade:

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it's still a man's fault.
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Toonces

Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 04, 2013, 12:43:02 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 04, 2013, 08:52:09 AM
Why so skeptical, platypus? If that's your real name....

I identify with the platypus, who could not possibly view the world through anything short of skepticism. I mean, think about it. You're a platypus. Take a look around at everything else that moves. It's got to be some kind of massive joke, right?

Plus, there's nothing cooler than a single arched eyebrow.

Well, except for lap dances maybe.

Oh yeah...that's going in the sig line for sure...   8)
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LongBlade

Quote from: Toonces on December 04, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 04, 2013, 12:43:02 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 04, 2013, 08:52:09 AM
Why so skeptical, platypus? If that's your real name....

I identify with the platypus, who could not possibly view the world through anything short of skepticism. I mean, think about it. You're a platypus. Take a look around at everything else that moves. It's got to be some kind of massive joke, right?

Plus, there's nothing cooler than a single arched eyebrow.

Well, except for lap dances maybe.

Oh yeah...that's going in the sig line for sure...   8)

Man, Day 1 and he gets a sig quote.

Not bad, Mr. Splatty. Not bad.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

skeptical.platypus

Aw shucks. I am trying not blush.  :)
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