Bast game ever assessment problem

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GDS_Starfury

Im still chasing the dragon of Homeworld.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
Im still chasing the dragon of Homeworld.

Is this another masturbation euphamism?

MengJiao

Quote from: sandman2575 on December 05, 2013, 01:14:12 PM
It's possible to think that the games you love are all freakin' amazing and awesome without having to slap the "Best Game Ever" label on them, no?  Best X Ever for anything is a meaningless category.  At most it's just a way of saying, "I really, really, really love this game, and you should too."

  Exactly.  The absurdity of this irrational cry has a certain puzzling interest (maybe).  Sometimes the leaps from one game to another are revealing.  for example,  I pretty much went from Skyrim ( a fantastic game -- but it reminded me once more why I had not played an RPG in decades) to DCS World because I wanted something of an non-Skyrim nature.  By pure luck, DCS world turned out to be very cool and more like my usual run of games.  I was so relieved that the "best game ever" feeling actually felt like a return to my usual mode of thought and vague assessment rather than my confused response to Skyrim (which was tinged by a "and this is why I quit playing games like this" thing.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 05, 2013, 03:07:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
Im still chasing the dragon of Homeworld.

Is this another masturbation euphamism?

not at all.  I have yet to find a convergence of all the things I love about gaming in any other game.

and I dont masturbate.  I have Mirth do it for me.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

If Grogheads ever got a "headquarters," it makes me think it'll be just like the home base for some of those debauched freak super-hero groups from the comic series, The Boys.

If you read comics and you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out. If you don't read comics, you should start with this, since you're a bunch of sick bastards anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_(comics)

QuoteThe series is set between 2006–2008 in a world where superheroes exist. However, most of the superheroes in the series' universe are corrupted by their celebrity status and often engage in reckless behavior, compromising the safety of the world. For this reason, a superpowered CIA squad, known informally as "The Boys", is charged with monitoring the superhero community.

Ennis has said that the series would "out-Preacher Preacher", presumably referring to the extreme violence and sexuality that were that series' hallmark, and that the series would end with its seventy-second issue.

Bison

Quote from: Gusington on December 05, 2013, 01:01:32 PM
Everyone knows the best PC game ever is Bioshock: Infinite. And its made by Irrational Games, noted in your OP :)

No.  No.  No.  Not even in the top 100 games of the last 5 years.

undercovergeek

If we're picking super heroes Gus has got "dwarf who lives in the basement and gets no sex man" nailed right down

Gusington

First two parts are true but The Wife's resistance to my charms has collapsed in the last week.

And Bison, how dare you. HOW DARE YOU SIR! Bioshock: Infinite is fantastic.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Bison

No it isn't.  It's a semi-pile of mediocre crappola.

Gusington

No way.

But this illustrates the point...arguing about such relative awesomeosity vs. crapitude is in vain.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

Quote from: Gusington on December 05, 2013, 05:40:26 PM
First two parts are true but The Wife's resistance to my charms has collapsed in the last week.

It's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

Quote from: Gusington on December 05, 2013, 05:52:06 PM
No way.

But this illustrates the point...arguing about such relative awesomeosity vs. crapitude is in vain.

Thief > Bioshit.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat