Damn Good Reposts.. from earlier... in the Grogs Forums...just like PSAs

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Windigo

December 05, 2013, 12:14:02 AM







My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#1
December 05, 2013, 12:23:27 AM
its like having a Mirth.

except try as he might he cant lick his own balls.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#2
December 05, 2013, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 12:23:27 AM
its like having a Mirth.

except try as he might he cant lick his own balls.

Yet he continues to try, hoping one day the yoga lessons will pay off.....

GDS_Starfury

#3
December 05, 2013, 12:31:34 AM
as do I.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#4
December 05, 2013, 01:01:49 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 12:23:27 AM
its like having a Mirth.

except try as he might he cant lick his own balls.

no wonder his flowerbed is so clean... despite owning 6 cats
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#5
December 05, 2013, 07:57:29 AM
I think my dogs know our names, though sometimes they pretend not to.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#6
December 05, 2013, 01:06:09 PM
Windy I think I got a hernia laughing at that...thank you.
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airboy

#7
December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury.  The laughing did not hurt my back further.

LongBlade

#8
December 05, 2013, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: airboy on December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury.  The laughing did not hurt my back further.

Yikes. Get well soon.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#9
December 05, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: airboy on December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury. 

it takes a lot of yoga to lick your nuts.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#10
December 05, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: airboy on December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury. 

it takes a lot of yoga to lick your nuts.

I've never put yoghurt on my nuts!

Get well soon airboy.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#11
December 05, 2013, 04:44:32 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 05, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: airboy on December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury. 

it takes a lot of yoga to lick your nuts.

I've never put yoghurt on my nuts!

Get well soon airboy.

*squint* youhurt your nuts??? what does that have to do with airbouys?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#12
December 05, 2013, 04:52:03 PM
Your nuts are called airbouys?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#13
December 05, 2013, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: Windigo on December 05, 2013, 04:44:32 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 05, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: airboy on December 05, 2013, 02:10:16 PM
Thanks - I'm hurting today due to a back injury. 

it takes a lot of yoga to lick your nuts.

I've never put yoghurt on my nuts!

Get well soon airboy.

*squint* youhurt your nuts??? what does that have to do with airbouys?

you hurt your nuts? you should be more careful.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#14
December 05, 2013, 06:10:55 PM
Your nuts are called airbouys?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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