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OJsDad

December 10, 2013, 07:02:15 PM
Looks good.  Looks like it could have been a good book series. 

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Martok

#1
December 11, 2013, 11:34:22 AM
Mila Kunis = good. 

Channing Tatum = not so good. 


Hmm. 

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Arctic Blast

#2
December 11, 2013, 09:26:34 PM
How on Earth did the Wachowskis get another studio to hand them a major budget again? Ugh.

Also, I think we can safely say now that Sean Bean will inevitably betray Channing Tatum and be killed by him.

GDS_Starfury

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December 11, 2013, 10:01:41 PM
because theyve made over a billion.
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BanzaiCat

#4
December 11, 2013, 10:17:29 PM
Would it be so much to ask to make a damn movie where the bad guy actually wins?

Wait, they did that with the Matrix trilogy, didn't they. Carry on.

Martok

#5
December 12, 2013, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on December 11, 2013, 09:26:34 PM
How on Earth did the Wachowskis get another studio to hand them a major budget again? Ugh.
To be fair, V for Vendetta was well-done.  Still one of my favorite flicks. 




Quote from: Arctic Blast on December 11, 2013, 09:26:34 PM
Also, I think we can safely say now that Sean Bean will inevitably betray Channing Tatum and be killed by him.
Ooh, nice catch AB!  I hadn't thought about that til you pointed it out, but you're absolutely right.  The only way it would be a plot twist is if his character doesn't turn out to be evil *and* he lives through the entire thing. 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 11, 2013, 10:17:29 PM
Would it be so much to ask to make a damn movie where the bad guy actually wins?

Wait, they did that with the Matrix trilogy, didn't they. Carry on.
Ooh, burn! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Arctic Blast

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December 12, 2013, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 11, 2013, 10:01:41 PM
because theyve made over a billion.

And since that time, they've released two massive budget bombs.

GDS_Starfury

#7
December 12, 2013, 05:29:45 PM
Cloud Atlas covered its costs and Speed Racer lost 26 million.  in the Hollywood game theyre still pretty far ahead.
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#8
December 12, 2013, 11:52:10 PM
I liked Cloud Atlas.  To be fair, I saw it on HBO, but, it doesn't change the fact that I liked it.
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GDS_Starfury

#9
December 13, 2013, 12:00:59 AM
I thought it was pretty cool as well.  I dont remember what was out at the same time that killed it at the box office.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#10
December 13, 2013, 06:46:47 AM
Every time I see Mila Kunis in anything, I think of That 70s Show and can't take her seriously at all.

Arctic Blast

#11
December 13, 2013, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2013, 06:46:47 AM
Every time I see Mila Kunis in anything, I think of That 70s Show and can't take her seriously at all.

I remember seeing The Book of Eli in the theater. At the end, when she walks out of the compound wearing swords and supposedly looking all badass, the entire theater burst into laughter. Horrible, horrible casting.

OJsDad

#12
March 27, 2014, 01:19:38 PM
New trailer released;

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Centurion40

#13
March 28, 2014, 02:19:40 PM
The scene where Tatum rescues Kunis looked 100% corny.  Like a spoof of a trailer.
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bayonetbrant

#14
January 12, 2015, 02:05:14 PM
it's going to release *really* soon :)
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