Top 10 Least Important Feature Requests for Grogheads 2014

[skeptical.platypus]

#10) Lifestyle content. "Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from Wargaming" - advice column. "The Sartorial Grognard" - fashion. "Mostly Meat" - dining. "Intel Report" - topical commentary and gossip on celebrity wargamers and their wacky lives.

#9) Add new link to message dashboard "Show nude replies to your posts."

#7) "AWOOGA" noise whenever somebody important logs on.

#5) "Color of the Day" - to enhance security and NSA bewilderment, a new color will be selected by a ModeratortobeNamedLater at 042hrs GMT each day. The Color of the Day shall be alluded to, hinted about, and rhymed with, but never directly described, named, or rapped.

#3) ZOMG Lazors Pew Pew emoticon.


And the Number One Least Important Feature Request for Grogheads 2014:
>>>Interpretive Dance<<<

[MetalDog]

Methinks, my duckbilled young friend, that you have hit the eggnogg a bit hard this holiday season ;)

[LongBlade]

Yes, but we could use a bit more eggnog swilling if people turned up more ideas like that.

Today's secret color is the one I would like to choose if I didn't like my favorite one so well. But somedays I feel guilty it doesn't get enough attention so I secretly like it as my favorite for a day.

And today.

Is.

t.h.a.t.

day.

[Steelgrave]

So how did he hack our software and uncover all of our planned upgrades?!?! So much for the big rollout!

Personally, I don't think "show nude replies to your posts" should be dismissed quite so readily! Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.

[LongBlade]

Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.

Don't forget our favorite manscaping 90 Day Wonder!

[skeptical.platypus]

Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.

Don't forget our favorite manscaping 90 Day Wonder!

I think there's room in #10) for something along those lines: "Knowing Your Terrain," manscaping blog - hopes and dreams, milestones, etc.

[Staggerwing]

We should have a 'Grogon Poetry' contest as well, complete with lumps of putty and armpits.

[MetalDog]

We should have a 'Grogon Poetry' contest as well, complete with lumps of putty and armpits.

You'll be put out the airlock if you start that sh*t!  ;)

[GDS_Starfury]

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturitions are to me,
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath bitled out,
    Its earted jurtles,
    Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
    And living glupules frart and slipulate,
    Like jowling meated liverslime,
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me,
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don't.

[Martok]

Is it possible to snicker and chuckle at the same time?  Because I think I just did.  :) 

[undercovergeek]

You can see him quoting it in bars can't you..... tequila in hand

[LongBlade]

You can see him quoting it in bars can't you..... tequila in hand

...and a tube of Aveeno in the other.

[bayonetbrant]

Is it possible to snicker and chuckle at the same time?  Because I think I just did.  :) 

you're snuckling?  :o

[Staggerwing]

Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.

[skeptical.platypus]

Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.

I heard that 50% of raw chickering contains antibiotic resistant bacteria.  :o   Kansas is smart.