Top 10 Least Important Feature Requests for Grogheads 2014

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Staggerwing

#15
December 21, 2013, 10:26:13 AM
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 21, 2013, 09:57:13 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 21, 2013, 09:34:51 AM
Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.

I heard that 50% of raw chickering contains antibiotic resistant bacteria.  :o   Kansas is smart.

So what does Kansas have against snuckling then? It has to be presumed that the adults are consenting if there is only one of them.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

#16
December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#17
December 21, 2013, 10:55:23 AM
snuckling
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#18
December 21, 2013, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?

I'm pretty sure the NSA is trying to figure this out, too. The safety of our nation depends on it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#19
December 21, 2013, 12:08:25 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
I ask myself that question with almost every thread I visit and/or post in. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#20
December 21, 2013, 12:31:19 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 21, 2013, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?

I'm pretty sure the NSA is trying to figure this out, too. The safety of our nation depends on it.

Our Grogheads codes are uncrackable by any entity, supercomputer-equiped gov't or otherwise, because even we don't know what the Hel our ramblings actually mean...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Arctic Blast

#21
December 21, 2013, 01:34:00 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?

We're killing your interpretive dance project. You'll have to find a new way to express your adoration for snow.

LongBlade

#22
December 21, 2013, 03:11:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 21, 2013, 12:31:19 PM
Our Grogheads codes are uncrackable by any entity, supercomputer-equiped gov't or otherwise, because even we don't know what the Hel our ramblings actually mean...

In other words, we're the perfect jobs program for government employees with a need for job security. Awesome!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#23
December 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.

And Arctic's avatar is as awesome as 40C and I want one of those as well.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#24
December 21, 2013, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.

Your bandersnatch?

Why, Bob! I didn't know your barn door swung that way!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#25
December 21, 2013, 04:16:02 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.

And Arctic's avatar is as awesome as 40C and I want one of those as well.


Frumiously?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#26
December 21, 2013, 04:26:50 PM
Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#27
December 21, 2013, 04:42:22 PM
Jabberwocky, is it?  I had forgotten that Frumious Bandersnatch emerged from that mad man's ravings.  I actually came at FB from a different direction.  In one of those information nuggets that gets stuck in your brain, one (or more) member(s) of the band, Journey was (were) in a band called Frumious bandersnatch before Journey was formed.  Remembering this is in no way an endorsement of 1) Lewis Carrol, 2) Frumious Bandersnatch or 3) Journey.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#28
December 21, 2013, 04:46:23 PM
Tis well that you got that off your chest, MD.

just remember, you're amongst friends here.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#29
December 21, 2013, 06:57:49 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 21, 2013, 04:42:22 PMRemembering this is in no way an endorsement of 1) Lewis Carrol, 2) Frumious Bandersnatch or 3) Journey.

good thing.  As much as I've dug some of Journey's older tunes, Neil Schon's recent nuptials have me rethinking the man's sanity.

go look it up yourself.  I can't bear to type it
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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