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MetalDog

Who's got a rolling paper?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

Or maybe we need a board game where you start a small pot farm and have to navigate a tricky path through distribution methods, consumer economics, ridiculously complicated bureaucratic rules, corrupt local enforcement officials, and hostile fundi preacher/politicians; all the while competing with other farmers to become the ultimate purveyor of the finest Tetrahydrocannabinol products to a grateful nation...

Sweet Leaf: The Game
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

or you could just play Grand Theft Auto.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

There's a board game version? I need to get out more.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Al

Dr Q is right Nebraska is usually 10 or so years behind everyone else.
Al

Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 03, 2014, 12:24:05 PM
we should have a betting pool for which states hold out longest.  its got to be either Florida or Texas.
which evr has the largest organized crime involvement in politics will hold out the longest
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

Quote from: Greybriar on January 03, 2014, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 03, 2014, 12:30:40 PM
Once it sinks in with the government how much of a potential tax cow this is, there will be debate on making this legal....

I submitted a college research paper in 1967 presenting the advantages of legalizing marijuana but nobody paid any attention to it. It was probably too soon for its time.

still got it???? That would be solid gold now. And with your cred... talk show circuit for you GrainDryer
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 03, 2014, 07:23:30 PM
Or maybe we need a board game where you start a small pot farm and have to navigate a tricky path through distribution methods, consumer economics, ridiculously complicated bureaucratic rules, corrupt local enforcement officials, and hostile fundi preacher/politicians; all the while competing with other farmers to become the ultimate purveyor of the finest Tetrahydrocannabinol products to a grateful nation...

Sweet Leaf: The Game

LOL - I'll buy it............once I land again after flying around this giant purple sunflower........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Greybriar

Quote from: Windigo on January 06, 2014, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Greybriar on January 03, 2014, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 03, 2014, 12:30:40 PM
Once it sinks in with the government how much of a potential tax cow this is, there will be debate on making this legal....

I submitted a college research paper in 1967 presenting the advantages of legalizing marijuana but nobody paid any attention to it. It was probably too soon for its time.

still got it???? That would be solid gold now. And with your cred... talk show circuit for you GrainDryer

I haven't seen that paper since I submitted it. And no talk show host for me, thanks anyway. I'd rather smoke the pot than talk about it, but I haven't even done that for ages.  ;)
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

Gusington

^Sure you haven't ;)
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/25356/stoner-city

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/26905/reefer-city

...and of course...

http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/4294.html

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Feds 'n' Heads
This classic board game was printed in Playboy magazine's September 1971 issue. Written and illustrated by Gilbert Sheldon, creator of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, the aim of the game is to score a kilo of grass and get back home. One fun feature is that once the dice have been rolled, the player can choose in which direction they which to move.

Weed! The Card Game
This simple game has players using cards to fill their "garden" with plants. The game entails multiple rounds, with players scoring each round based on how many buds they were able to grow.

Stoner Fluxx
From the creators of the popular Fluxx card game, Stoner Fluxx follows the same basic formula, with the rules of the game constantly changing as cards are played. This game is easy to learn and stays fun over repeated plays. The theme is very potcentric, with the 84 cards having names like "Special Brownies," "Loaded Bowl," "The Bill of Rights," and "Snack your way to Victory."

Pot Smugglin' Blues
Based around smuggling boatloads of bud into the US from the Caribbean, this game is drawn from the true-life experiences of the creator, who designed the game while serving time in US and Colombian prisons.

Although highly realistic, the game is also complex and best suited for serious gamers who enjoy detail and accuracy in their rules. But for the heavily stoned, just figuring out how to play could be too much work.

Weed Wars
This is a great game. It's easy to play, has great art and is lots of fun. The goal is to raise one million dollars through buying, growing and selling weed.

The Official Dealer McDope Dealing Game
With art by the late great Dave Sheridan, this 1971 game may be the most famous pot-related board game of all time. Players travel the board, buying and selling bud, hash and cocaine in an effort to raise one million dollars.

Trafficking
Created during the 1980's, this game sold well in Canada but was essentially banned from the US market during the Reagan era. Now the game has been reprinted and should once again be available at a headshop near you.

Grass
This card game has also become a stoner staple since its launch in 1979. Still available at most fine headshops, the goal of Grass is to make a bunch of money by dealing marijuana, while messing up your opponents' success. Players try to play "Peddle Cards" while avoiding being busted by various Heat Cards from other players.


Oh, wait...

QuoteWARNING!

One sad aspect to all these games (except Grass) is that every single one mentions in the instructions that they do not advocate any illegal activities, and that you don't need to smoke pot to enjoy the game. The warning on Grass is different, reminding gamers that "Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease and emphysema." It's unfortunate that even games about ganja, made by stoners and for stoners, still require this kind of hypocritical notice.

Greybriar

Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

MetalDog

So, does your sig line apply to the post above?  ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Greybriar

Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2014, 10:09:37 PM
So, does your sig line apply to the post above?  ;)

What do you think?  ;D
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.