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skeptical.platypus

RL has consumed me in unpleasant ways recently, and I seek refuge in this place of good people, japanese russian felines*, and great humor. Any particularly hilarious threads I should noodle?





(*This should in no way imply that good people and japanese russian felines are mutually exclusive. Well, maybe the people/felines bit, but don't tell my cat that.)
The Law of Unintended Consequences, Seattle Pride Variant: The only city on the planet that can guarantee your purchase of recreational marijuana is from a stoner making $15/hr.

LongBlade

We've had several outbreaks of uncontrolled punnery.

Windy's in a mental institution due to the extreme cold.

ComradeP is a savant when it comes to playing Flashpoint Campaigns: Red Storm.

Bob has retired. We're not sure how that will impact global political stability.

That might be it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

skeptical.platypus

Quote from: LongBlade on January 08, 2014, 02:00:08 PM
We've had several outbreaks of uncontrolled punnery.

Windy's in a mental institution due to the extreme cold.

ComradeP is a savant when it comes to playing Flashpoint Campaigns: Red Storm.

Bob has retired. We're not sure how that will impact global political stability.

That might be it.
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Quote from: LongBlade on January 08, 2014, 02:00:08 PM
We've had several outbreaks of uncontrolled punnery.

Get thee to a punnery, go!

Quote from: LongBlade on January 08, 2014, 02:00:08 PM
Windy's in a mental institution due to the extreme cold.

Didn't know they had carbon neutral versions of those up north. Figures that Canada's underpants are slightly behind the curve on that one.
The Law of Unintended Consequences, Seattle Pride Variant: The only city on the planet that can guarantee your purchase of recreational marijuana is from a stoner making $15/hr.

Sir Slash

No one has mentioned BOOBS in like forever.  :-\
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Bison


MetalDog

Blue...footed.  For your viewing pleasure.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Sir Slash

This is what you've been missing Platypus. ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

So, we'll not say a word about the beer tasting competition with the topless serving wenches then?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 09, 2014, 04:01:51 PM
And here I thought liking Aquaman sunk ships.

Only bad guys' ships.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

aquamans lips are a little too loose ya know what I mean.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.