The most important thing to happen in the world in the last week...

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Bison

January 11, 2014, 11:28:10 AM
A man in Australia had to be rushed to hospital in terrible pain after a large cockroach crawled into his ear as he slept, and an attempt to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner failed.

http://news.sky.com/story/1193182/cockroach-burrows-into-sleeping-mans-ear

Gusington

#1
January 11, 2014, 03:19:15 PM
Jesus tap dancing Christ.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Staggerwing

#2
January 11, 2014, 03:35:44 PM
Maybe he just got back from Ceti Alpha V...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#3
January 11, 2014, 05:46:43 PM
I thought it was US boots on the ground in Somalia.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#4
January 13, 2014, 09:16:26 AM
Police in Connecticut say they're looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/man-crashes-conn-gas-station-steals-banana-21474896

Martok

#5
January 13, 2014, 10:20:51 AM
People are indescribably weird. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#6
January 13, 2014, 10:26:27 AM
yeah, its a good thing we're normal.   ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#7
January 13, 2014, 10:58:41 AM
Quote from: Martok on January 13, 2014, 10:20:51 AM
People are indescribably weird.

You say weird..... man's just focused.... wants a banana, goes and gets a banana!

Martok

#8
January 13, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 13, 2014, 10:26:27 AM
yeah, its a good thing we're normal.   ::)
I'm perfectly well aware we're the proverbial pot discussing the proverbial kettle.  ;D  I'm just sayin', is all. 




Quote from: undercovergeek on January 13, 2014, 10:58:41 AM
Quote from: Martok on January 13, 2014, 10:20:51 AM
People are indescribably weird.

You say weird..... man's just focused.... wants a banana, goes and gets a banana!
I guess some folks will do anything for spider-infested fruit.  ??? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#9
January 13, 2014, 08:04:47 PM
Adds texture and some protein.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

DoctorQuest

#10
January 13, 2014, 08:14:00 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 13, 2014, 10:26:27 AM
yeah, its a good thing we're normal.   ::)

No lie, Bwanna......
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Bison

#11
January 14, 2014, 12:01:02 AM
(Reuters) - Kraft Foods is warning it may run short of its Velveeta cheese product, right at a time of high seasonal U.S. demand for the orangey-yellow foodstuff.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/08/us-kraft-velveeta-idUSBREA0617020140108

GDS_Starfury

#12
January 14, 2014, 12:43:02 AM
there will be blood in the streets!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#13
January 14, 2014, 10:55:19 AM
Orangey-yellow foodstuff.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

#14
January 14, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: Bison on January 14, 2014, 12:01:02 AM
(Reuters) - Kraft Foods is warning it may run short of its Velveeta cheese product, right at a time of high seasonal U.S. demand for the orangey-yellow foodstuff.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/08/us-kraft-velveeta-idUSBREA0617020140108
I saw that.  As an admitted fan of Velveeta cheese (especially in conjunction with chips and watching the Super Bowl), this makes me sad. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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