Bike's been nicked!

[GDS_Starfury]

thats Smucks job.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

First SDR gets jumped, now your bike gets ripped off. Our UK members are off to a rough start this year.

My ancestors were shown the door back in the 1700s.  I'm a filthy colonial. 

Shitty deal about your bike JD.  No way you can convince the cops that you're a disenfranchised minority and reclassify the theft as a hate crime?

[undercovergeek]

First SDR gets jumped, now your bike gets ripped off. Our UK members are off to a rough start this year.

My ancestors were shown the door back in the 1700s.  I'm a filthy colonial. 

Shitty deal about your bike JD.  No way you can convince the cops that you're a disenfranchised minority and reclassify the theft as a hate crime?

he is scottish - you may be on to something

[bayonetbrant]

Shitty deal about your bike JD.  No way you can convince the cops that you're a disenfranchised minority and reclassify the theft as a hate crime?

he is scottish - you may be on to something

I dunno, they'll tell him that since Scotland wants to be on their own, he should be too!

;)

[undercovergeek]

yeah but we REALLY hate the Scottish

[BanzaiCat]

What about the Irish?

[bob48]

yeah but we REALLY hate the Scottish

No we don't - we love the Scots. Fine people. I have friends in Fife.

[undercovergeek]

they can never really seem to be arsed to drum up enough hate for us to hate them back - too pissed or fighting each other

whereas the scottish make grudge bearing an art

i worked with a guy whos ancestory traced back to the Macdonald clan - he still wouldnt eat campbells soup - 400 years after they fell out!! thats proper, sporran wearing, kilt waving, ginger bear growing hatred that is

[undercovergeek]

yeah but we REALLY hate the Scottish

I have friends in Fife.

ohhhh THEM, no im not talking about them - the McBobs are good people

[bob48]

Its not just that, I'm only 30 miles from the border, and I don't want to have to man the wall again to keep the reavers out.

[undercovergeek]

Its not just that, I'm only 30 miles from the border, and I don't want to have to man the wall again to keep the reavers out.

pffft, thats Berwick - theyre still at war with Russia - bigger fish to fry

[bob48]

I think they have actually now signed a peace treaty.

[JudgeDredd]

"You want to be on that wall, you NEED to be on that wall."

Independence doesn't mean we hate you - it just means they don't want to be ruled by the same twats YOU don't want to be ruled by :-)

[undercovergeek]

and until that day, we'll keep stealing your bikes

got to get ready for the mountain bike invasion corps taking back our strategic cities of worth

[GDS_Starfury]

your all a bunch of limey gits to us.