1990 Internet User's Guide

Started by BanzaiCat, February 13, 2014, 08:47:03 AM

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BanzaiCat



The flight sim stuff at 2:02-2:08 or so is exactly how I picture you flight sim nuts playing.

Staggerwing

When the internet was still cool. Sigh.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

I didn't even have cable in 1990!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

TBF that video is most likely from 93 or 94. I wonder what that girl looks like now...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

I do know that my hairline, if I let it grow in, is like the Dad's :(
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

Quote from: Staggerwing on February 13, 2014, 09:54:13 AM
TBF that video is most likely from 93 or 94. I wonder what that girl looks like now...

Spoken like a true internet porn pioneer

W8taminute

Quote from: undercovergeek on February 13, 2014, 10:11:55 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 13, 2014, 09:54:13 AM
TBF that video is most likely from 93 or 94. I wonder what that girl looks like now...

Spoken like a true internet porn pioneer

I'll second that but don't you think she has psycho crazy eyes? 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

Quote from: W8taminute on February 13, 2014, 11:20:32 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 13, 2014, 10:11:55 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 13, 2014, 09:54:13 AM
TBF that video is most likely from 93 or 94. I wonder what that girl looks like now...

Spoken like a true internet porn pioneer

I'll second that but don't you think she has psycho crazy eyes?

And your point is...?
:D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

W8taminute

^LOL.  Because I'm worried she'll turn into one of these:

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

BanzaiCat

Her mouth's open and ready, yet I'm hearing no distracting noise. I fail to see a downside.

Barthheart

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 13, 2014, 02:14:11 PM
Her mouth's open and ready, yet I'm hearing no distracting noise. I fail to see a downside.

Errr... ummm... the .45 pointed at yer nuts maybe?!?

BanzaiCat

Pfft, it's just a prop. Actors don't use real guns in movies. ;D

There's only ONE gun she'd need to be worryin' herself about...badda-boom

W8taminute

I love you guys!  You know how to see the bright side in all things, including a crazed woman pointing heavy artillery at your hey nanoo nanoo.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.