"They may take our lives, but they will never take our Fridaaaayyyyy!"

[Staggerwing]

Where is your farm, Meng?

[Nefaro]

Where is your farm, Meng?

North Korea Is Best Korea!

:P

[MengJiao]

Where is your farm, Meng?

  In the Western Mountains of North Carolina.
 

[MengJiao]

Where is your farm, Meng?

North Korea Is Best Korea!

:P

  North Carolina is best Carolina.

[Gusington]

Sitting where I am right now...in a cubicle...your farm sounds like a little piece of paradise. Do you grow tobacco?

[MengJiao]

Sitting where I am right now...in a cubicle...your farm sounds like a little piece of paradise. Do you grow tobacco?

   It is quite paradisical.  The previous owners grew tobacco in the lower fields and cured it in the barn.  Like most farmers around here they took the buy-out as part of the tobacco settlement.  When my wife bought most of the place, she got the lower fields, the barn, the creek, the gulley (where there are often bears and an ancient well owned by a friendly fellow with lots of big rifles), three upper fields and some hills with woods, but no house.  So she built a rather galleon-like timberframe house  kind of hull-down about 200 feet over the lower part and about 100 feet below the woods.  Various people have farmed the lower fields under our regime.  They have grown certified organic cabbages and tomatoes.  A couple of other fields have horses in them, but up around the house there's just trees, wildlife, and an occasional distant horse.

[Nefaro]

Where is your farm, Meng?

North Korea Is Best Korea!

:P

  North Carolina is best Carolina.

Heh!

You need to use that more often.  ;D

[Gusington]

If you need another farmhand Meng, you know where to find me.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Oompa Loompa farms?

[Gusington]

HAHA

No.

[Nefaro]

If you need another farmhand Meng, you know where to find me.

Growing hemp in the hills?

[Sir Slash]

Meng. Do you and your wife allow running naked through the hills and woods? Or is it a Clothing Mandatory farm?

[GDS_Starfury]

well Gus knows about it so its obviously a running naked through the woods kinda place.

duh

[MengJiao]

If you need another farmhand Meng, you know where to find me.

  Apparently, we will be "bush hogging" come spring.  So if you have one of those -- bring your clothes and goggles and gloves and come on up.

[MengJiao]

Meng. Do you and your wife allow running naked through the hills and woods? Or is it a Clothing Mandatory farm?

   Given the poison ivy, barbed wire, splintery timbers, nematodes, horse poop, ants, gravel, nightshade and lots of thorny plants, clothing is usually a good idea on the farm.  Skinny dipping has been attempted, but with snakes and hellbenders in the creek, a wet suit might be nice too.