Too much drink...

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JudgeDredd

March 22, 2014, 07:49:09 AM
...can give you a sore head in more ways than one!

Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

JudgeDredd

#1
March 22, 2014, 07:50:05 AM
I don't know if I'm more pissed off at having staples in ma heed or because I'm thinning so much up there!!
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Staggerwing

#2
March 22, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
Ouch! My sympathies.  :(

Was it self inflicted (fell down/hit edge of car door/etc) or was it received in the heat of battle?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JudgeDredd

#3
March 22, 2014, 08:04:51 AM
Drunk and tried for a "co-carry" (piggy back) - the guy just was not strong enough to hold my considerable frame!  :)
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

undercovergeek

#4
March 22, 2014, 09:35:30 AM
I think wounds in the pursuit of drunken glory are still allowed to be manly - you're ok

Gusington

#5
March 22, 2014, 09:42:44 AM
Damn that looks painful.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#6
March 22, 2014, 10:00:37 AM
and I now pass the trophy...  8)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JudgeDredd

#7
March 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM
Yeah - it smarts a bit!
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Staggerwing

#8
March 22, 2014, 10:09:05 AM
Any hint of smugness from the wife/daughter? I recall a story about a certain overindulgence on their part a while back...  :D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#9
March 22, 2014, 10:12:37 AM Last Edit: March 22, 2014, 10:26:07 AM by GDS_Starfury
all I know is that when I saw the thread title I wondered what it was that I had forgotten I had done.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JudgeDredd

#10
March 22, 2014, 10:13:27 AM
lol - I forgot I shared that story.

No. Daughter was upset with me saying I could've died

Thing is - it's not the first time. I'm not a great drunk. Not a fighter - just accident prone.

Here's me in Cyprus in 88. I got drunk in Aiya Napa, sat on a wall, fell asleep and rolled off - the other side was a 20ft drop!


And this was me 4 years ago when my torso decided it wanted to go faster than my legs could go. Fell into a bramble bush!


I should lay off the stuff really.
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Martok

#11
March 22, 2014, 12:05:20 PM
Ouchie, JD!  And I thought *I* was accident-prone... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Gusington

#12
March 22, 2014, 01:30:59 PM
If I didn't know any better I would say JD is a member of the Irish side of my family. All of our Christmasses look like his above pictures.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

#13
March 22, 2014, 01:34:26 PM
that was a rough 22 years between '88 and 2010 JD  :P  :P

JudgeDredd

#14
March 22, 2014, 01:38:30 PM
UCG - I have not been very good to my body - I've abused it somewhat over the years.  :D
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people
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