We Will Destroy Your Planet: An Alien's Guide to Conquering the Earth

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Enjoy this pseudo-nonfiction, 'how-to' military handbook for aliens intending to conquer the Earth. Science fiction elements are satirized and then connected to real-world science, history, and military technique to show how it should be done.

It goes without saying that any military campaign must be planned in ways depending upon some basic factors: The logistics of where your enemy is in relation to your own forces, environmental factors, and, most importantly, 'why' you're fighting this campaign. This book intends to take these basic factors, and apply them to the purpose of conquering the planet known to the natives as Earth.

http://www.amazon.ca/Will-Destroy-Your-Planet-Conquering-ebook/dp/B00G1IUP0A/ref=br_lf_m_1002391831_1_9_ttl?ie=UTF8&s=digital-text&pf_rd_p=1753428042&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1002391831&pf_rd_m=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&pf_rd_r=0A08HK5JC76WW2BQQCBS

[Greybriar]

The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread was the book To Serve Man, a cookbook featured in a Twilight Zone episode.

[Staggerwing]

The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread was the book To Serve Man, a cookbook featured in a Twilight Zone episode.

As well as an episode of the Simpsons.