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Started by SgtRock, March 24, 2014, 08:36:07 AM

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SgtRock

Last week we saw a Cat Simulator, this week it's a Goat Simulator. ::), check out the video.  I really don't get this trend at all but, I think there's a great super bowl Beer commercial here! ;D

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/03/goat-simulator-preview-goat-of-the-year.


Jarhead0331

My cat mojo mentioned this one. Word on the street is it is going to suck.
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steve58

...don't forget the bear simulator.   And it actually made its Kickstarter!

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Sir Slash

I need a unit of these goats in Rome 2.
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Nefaro

Quote from: steve58 on March 24, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
...don't forget the bear simulator.   And it actually made its Kickstarter!



Mauling naive tree-hugging hippies wanting to "talk to bears", in their tents, could be fun.

mikeck

I'm pretty sure i could have fun mauling people as a bear
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Con

Does it have an option to support the 2nd amendment to Keep and Arm Bears...or is it bear arms it always confuses me

Con

Nefaro

What next?  A Chia Pet Simulator?  :D

Con

The paint drying simulator is already taken


GDS_Starfury

You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke.  Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Nefaro

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 24, 2014, 05:11:39 PM
You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke.  Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.

The tribals go into Hard Mode when you strut your smexy goat stuff.

steve58

I sense a Camel Simulator on the horizon...

Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

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Con

Bad times ahead for the camel when you install the French foreign legion mod


Staggerwing

Quote from: Nefaro on March 24, 2014, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 24, 2014, 05:11:39 PM
You all laugh but the Afghan campaign is no joke.  Your either getting fucked by tribals, eaten by tribals or getting blown up.

The tribals go into Hard Mode when you strut your smexy goat stuff.

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